mad

not to be graphic but they definitely have adult activities at Mar A Lago with Melania dominating all of them

Indeed is crazy because despite me having a creative/marketing/tech background it will recommend me a CEO position then a fry cook position in the same feed. Thanks indeed.

My cats discovered a hole behind my kitchen cabinets that I had NO idea existed and have HOARDING food back there like SQUIRRELS I don’t even know what to do with them

the fact the I was reaching around 3,000 accounts before this election because I’ve barely been posting outside of stories since April is insane…I’ve never had this much reach in prior elections and I didn’t even post that much political content on my stories and I lost around 400 followers

Tippi, my small grey cat, poking her head under my monitor on the desk, she looks very silly

Art Director up on my ass

fucking hate when people ask me shit at work while i have my headphones on, like shut the fuck up bro i’m trying to listen to temperature by sean paul

Please tell me why u got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and my kitten jumped into the toilet bowl when I stood up and covered herself in toilet bowl water at 2 am…

A safe place to hide from morons is a library or book store.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin

Color photo of a fluffy grey cat sitting derpily in a bathroom sink. In the background you can see that the toilet cover is carpeted and there’s a matching dark pink throw rug on the floor.

I’m in ur sink, questioning ur decor choices. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.

Morning, friends. Time to dig back in to all of this.
Democracy matters.

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO

Kris Jenner looking at a computer

me watching Bluesky's user count grow by another million in a day

hello and welcome to all 19M of you! 🥳

me and my other personalities meeting to discuss my rebrand:

💡 Tip: You can set your website as your username on Bluesky!

This is one form of self-verification, and we especially encourage official organizations and brands to do this! Examples include @npr.org @react.dev @duolingobrasil.com.br.

Here's our guide for how to do this:

a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself

A pale orange cat is sitting on a hardwood floor next to a fluffy brown tabby who is lying on his side. Both cats are looking up expectantly, impatiently waiting to be fed.

They don’t know how to read a clock, but they definitely know when it’s five minutes til dinner.

Winky the Pirate Cat, one-eyed wonder of the sea lanes, settled on a pillow with a black and white checkerboard case.

Time to say good night. Good night from me and Winky. Good night.

I feel mislead by all dystopian literature. It's supposed to be a powerful authoritarian government that lords over a cowering population, and and we just need need a few brave acts of heroism to give the people the courage to rise up.

Instead it's just half the country being dumb and mean.

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

No more musky smelling apps <3 #BlueSky

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