Skeets to Atlantis

I buy the orange yolk eggs, and I had forgotten how yellow the others are.

Trump about to run everyone who isn't rich's pockets but these motherfuckers don't care because "woke." I'm telling yall this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, and I watched two idiots on Xanax argue over who had taken more Xanax.

Monica said I couldn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day unless it was for the house.

So I bought her a new refrigerator.
(I'm also sending flowers)

I said BETTER than the pictures, maam!

Thank you, Kyle.

Today is my Uncle Dax's first birthday since he died. He was sick, but instead of doctors, he was on some Dr Sebi type bullshit. And now he's gone, and his daughters don't have a father.

From the bottom of my heart, fuck each and every one of you advocating that bullshit.

About to get this money.

Happy Birthday, Mom ❤️

Letting my team know they matter. ❤️

I have only drank gin to impress women

@dmfrank.bsky.social we just had the Five Nights At Freddies 2 crew in here

😒

LeBron explaining to Savannah what he was doing with Drake in Toronto

These people hung Obama in effigy and yall wondering why he plays nice in public? They're about to get away with storming the Capitol and yall wonder why Barack does the right thing?

Man, get out of my fucking face.

You can say you don't care that Dreamers are deported back to countries they left as children 30 years ago, and that's OK. But if I say you look like a Swamp Thing because you're ugly outside just like your black heart is, I've "taken it too far."

I was not. Thank you so much for checking on me. ❤️

Bro, you continue to solidify your status as on my Who Wants to Be a Millionaire call list.

Why do you think they made money count as speech and corporations count as people in Citizen's United?

Further, these huge companies are going to try to hire Americans at shit wages and cry poor mouth. Don't forget the reason you don't feel the effects of the Biden economy is because the tax brackets are set up to provide relief to the very richest Americans and large corporations on YOUR back.

Pay attention. You think you're shaking up the system and they're setting you up to be willingly robbed of the opportunity to climb classes.

The plan is to convince you that education doesn't matter and then move your children into work houses. I know yall think I'm crazy because I'm a Liberal, but these tech bros just told yall Americans are not smart enough to hire while also saying college is elitist and unnecessary. Pay attention.

It's so wild that these other minority groups hate Black people more than they love rights. Also, STOP CALLING US POC. There are Black people, and then there's other groups who think they're better than Black people. Only folks who can ride with us are the Jews. They get it.

I slept way better last night, my back, especially around my neck and shoulders looser than they have in a while.

Got my back cupped today

You like feet melon?!

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Heard we’re discussing how horrific honeydew is?

As a #Steelers fan, it's fucking mind blowing to see the offense with a mid QB (Pickett), and good QB (Fields), and a veteran touchitng elite QB (Russ).