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tyler. minneapolis. if I ask you if you're British, it's illegal for you to lie

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Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

28.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2206    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 24

That's right, sir

26.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20621    πŸ” 4618    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 67
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nah you're thinking of Butcher's Block

10.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we're used to it

09.02.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flashback to a first date I had with a girl who insisted on taking me to her favorite karaoke bar then got up and sang Hard Knock Life without missing a single n-word

08.02.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⏸️

19.01.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 938    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

rare mina miss

25.01.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do all of these Brookings Institute weenies look exactly like this? What incubator are these guys grown in?

25.01.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leigh Leigh!

16.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LET HIM COOK

21.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three presidents have had their administrations derailed by dome-related scandals

15.11.2025 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

You said it

15.11.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm KrΓΌger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge

11.11.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Ahhhh that’s the good stuff

05.11.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good night to the communist milfs and socialist cougars only

05.11.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My steady Montenegrin crockpot, providing 20pts/10reb and 45 fantasy points for 4 seasons running

05.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.

05.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

NY Post/Daily News headline writers have gotta be fully torqued right now

05.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

really had to scramble to get this one in asap before millions of people made the exact same joke

02.11.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Mr. Parcheesi

02.11.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will Smith silenced the crowd with a hard smack? What is this, the Academy Awards?

02.11.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

eat shit

20.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he gone

09.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tell me more

08.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it has been a hater's bacchanal

08.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy to help!

26.09.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
INGRASSELINO v MSG complaint and exhibits.pdf

GDrive download link for the complaint with exhibits attached, for people who don't pay for Pacer Monitor

drive.google.com/file/d/1N_bJ...

26.09.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAlls I Can Say is.. Yikes!” Internet Ablaze After Viral TikTok Influencer Reveals He’s β€œUnalived” & Cannibalized Over a Dozen Local Women
Alyslyon Lorenzo-Koch, Web 2.0 Trendwatch

WHOA NELLY! Selling tracking data is how we keep the lights on! Please disable your ad blockers & SUPPORT WOMENS LABOR

03.09.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0