Shaggster

Call me George W Bush the way that I'm going to wage a fucking war

Based on a true story

Idk dude, frog with crab legs and a graduation cap?? Hes small but seems polite

Saw this thing in the clearance aisle at walmar, wat the spifferoni is it

Immaculate quote

Forgot that I visited my cousin's a while ago and this is the only picture I took there

My friend wearing a horse mask, aiming a mac-10 at me as I flip him off

I love gta sometimes

A randomly generated meme

WAIT NO WHAT THE FUCK PORQUE ES VERDAD

BALD BALD

A cheeseburger with a lit match serving as a candle, and a beer beside it

Another earth rotation, a new addition to the tradition

A singular, thinly cut pizza slice

Bro what kind of fucklebottom pizza party ahh slice that my family left behind kinda crap is this

Action scene in a slice-of-life from 2005

A book I saw at my local library titled, "Bored Gay Werewolf" by Tony Santorella

Ngl im kinda glad I have this place as a void to scream into but too scared to yell out anything concerning so instead look at what I saw earlier today

Real

It's always the parking lots that have beautiful sunsets and almost never scenic locations.

Went Christmas shopping earlier this week and GOT DAAMNN‼️‼️

A plushie of Doctor Simi, the mascot for a pharmaceutical company all throughout Mexico

Do I drop him from the top of the bell tower

Cat named Lolo because my brother initially thought it was a girl but then it grew balls so now it's trans

My brother has one of these weirds looking thing

Cyndaquil plush I got at a gas station because I was impulsive

Sometimes, I think.
But then I forget.
And rarely do I remember in time.

Yall wouldn't know this but I just irreparably fucked up my beard for the next few weeks trying to recreate this

I have been blessed with cornbread I found in the back of the pantry

Spaghetti with sausage slices

Cooking up something my brother apparently loved

My liver is gonna hate me later

It's barely been day 1