Fluffmitten

*collects Asda Prize for Physics; pats own arse*

I once met someone who worked for the Mail Online: I gave him a chance and guess what, the scorpion bit the frog

"wHy dO yOu hAvE tO mAke eVEryThiNg aBoUt rAcE?"

Because everyone else was nice? 🤷🏼

Love the UK but wish the customer service was worse and its white people were bigger and more obnoxious? Welkom in Nederland!

Yesterday Me is an arsehole

I don't know about you but I think I might just try to live my life in such a way that my own people don't throw a party when I'm murdered by their enemies

Look I generally don't care what drugs other people do but could they not have come up with a version of coke that makes people polite yet

Dance for the knees you want, not the knees you have

(don't tell Tomorrow Me I said this)

They look like Lee Mack and Jenny Agutter, and they are REFRESHED

Agutter's nearly lost a shoe

Just seen a couple dancing together like Sims 2 Nightlife and honestly, 10/10 no notes

A food truck with no outer clue as to what it sells, the massive neon sign over it just says FOOD

Big fan of this signage

I'm pretty much opposed to most human contact but there's a guy here I can only describe as Glittery George Russell who isn't appalling

Ok, not JML, do continue

Tonight in AuDHD: My Steak is Too Juicy, or Why Can't I Just Be Normal

I'm at a festival and one of my faves is on early but I miss the first 15 minutes, no biggy. But then... they overrun.

Normal person: "that's so lucky!"
Me: "but what about the schedule?? 😭"

Going to call it Eric Furry just to piss them off

So tonight I'm going to party like Israel Strikes Iran then

What is this mafia bullshit and of course that old shit was behind it 🤦🏼

It's the music venue I'm at this weekend so it sounds like we both got exactly what we wanted 😄

For a moment I wondered if you meant the Rotterdam Ahoy which would be rather a weird coincidence... 😄

There's definitely something odd about how they've set up this one

Ok, so they got all the Epstein files and emails and whatnot but what if they find the servers for... Chatroulette 😳

Dutch = Simlish and none of you can tell me otherwise

Oh no, not me eating spring rolls in the clerb like a prize fool

Platty gorts

Thank you for reminding me about Flimsy Steve 🫡

Oh no! 😢

I don't know, but I've never been able to access it without WiFi 😕

I might become a pub person after all 😮

Yeah Threads has been an absolute mess over this

That could be incompetent but not editing out what he said when they cut other things seems a step beyond just incompetence to me - unless they are so phenomenally bad at this that really they shouldn't be working there