Fluffmitten

Yeah but I'm pronouncing it like this guy

Patrick Thistle

Ah Gen X, old enough to play the little farm game, young enough to mentally hear Cypress Hill shouting COPS COME AND TRY TO SNATCH MY CROPS whenever you do

I mean the French are just SO good at this stuff aren't they?

David Squires on … plane sailing for Tuchel’s England amid off-field distractions Our cartoonist on a smooth journey towards the World Cup for England against a backdrop of patriotic uproar

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful ❤️

Someone's brother will drink it

IED on the x-ray 😬

Absolutely brilliant news!! 🥳🫂

You can sing "Dead Ian Watkins, Paedo killed but H survives" to the tune of Freed From Desire.

H from Steps, free at last 🫡

The only thing better than vile paedo Watkins getting murdered in prison is it happening on the same day as the death of Diane Keaton who everyone is rightly lauding, so he passes relatively unremarked 🖕🖕

Some prick in a Qashqai reversed into my mum's MX-5 😭

Paloma Faith: "I've got ADHD so I tend to tune in and out and only hear half what people are saying"

Me, with ADHD, watching: "sounds like she might have ADHD" 🤔

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I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter

Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them

Guys guys guys! There's a drunk lad outside shouting Seven Nation Army (has been now for about 30 mins) and... I don't think he's British! This one's not ours! Yessss! 💪💪💪💪

Can't believe radio 5 live did their quote tattoo phone in YESTERDAY 😭

Don't worry, people often read it as Oak even when I type Ock 😄

😄😄

Big congratulations, even if that initially sounds like a pain in the arse 👍

It's like jury duty, everyone gets a go eventually

It's 2025 and apparently if you play Vengaboys in a town square everyone still dances and I kind of love that for us ngl

I'd never usually share my location live but if you can find me then honestly, fair play

I'm currently writing this over 100m below ground level, in a mine in Poland. In the UK I can't open Bluesky unless I'm on WiFi, never on 4G or 5G. Please can we beg all the Poles to come back and fix our communications infrastructure??

Not a peep about this on Threads and only this post and the one I reposted earlier on my timeline. What the hell? I had to Google it to see if it had actually happened (I'm not in the UK at the moment). Why the crickets?

Awful

If you're going to put London in sarcasm quotes you might as well do it for Oxford too as it's not there either

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The Met Police are still a shower of bastards? I'm sure like me you are SHOCKED 😮