naked mischief

Always! Not like it won’t get used! 😁

How many other people do you know besides me that need to order lube by the gallon? 😜

FEB. Cpt. awesome reward

Good Morning! 😋☀️

You name the place and time and tell me which toys to bring 🤪

A few years ago, this can of Monster Energy felt insane and impossible.. and now it just feels insane but barely counts as a warm-up toy! 😜

Gladly 😋😜

It's too cold to run around naked outside like I usually would, but that hasn't stopped me from spending every day naked at home or elsewhere! 😜

I guess this will be the year we find out

The perfect outfit for every evening 😋

First post of the year. I expect to spend most of it in my favorite “outfit” like this 😌

Hehe you know what they say.. be the change that you want to see in the world 😏

Damn, you’d think that with the prices Mr. S charges, not using AI slop would be the bare minimum

Often times for me that includes being naked regardless of what the rules are 😝

🥰🥰🥰

Fell asleep naked on my friend’s couch and he felt too guilty to wake me up, but clearly not guilty enough to document it! 😝

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve said this. If it wasn’t already so easy to sneak drugs/alcohol into concerts and music festivals, I could have made a fortune as a human shipping container!! 😆😭

Not called cavernous for nothing! Demonstrated by swallowing a tall can of Arizona Iced Tea whole, with ease 🤤😋😜

Naked is great, but naked with metal is better

Freedom in one picture 😍

I will! 🫡😋

God damn I wished I lived close enough to ask you if I could tag along on a naked adventure 😆😭

You say that, but the ones you did check off are pretty damn wild 😜😍

Very nice! Those last two we could probably knock out at once 😏

I'm actually surprised because I never win at bingo 😂

I'm actually surprised because I never win at bingo 😂

Do you have Bingo? 😋

Thanks, handsome! Missed that face 🥰

Most untrainable puppy you know 😏🐶😈

(10, obviously)