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That IS cringe… 😳

Back in May 2021 I posted on twitter about a journey I'd undertaken to find a tree that I can see from our bedroom window. I've decided to post it verbatim on here as lots of people really enjoyed it. So, here it is…

… eating only blue M&Ms…

Cartoon of myself in a party hat, holding up a sign with the discount code DECREPIT

35 today, so to avoid having to awkwardly open gifts in front of anyone I'm doing an Inverse Birthday Present: there's a flash discount in the print shop this weekend only with 15% off all orders when you use the discount code DECREPIT at checkout. Treat yourself here: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints 🎈

come for the post

stay for the replies

It had a need. A need for spe— *pop!*

"You have to think outside the box"
Would you agree with this statement?

✔️
⬜️ YES

⬜️ NO

Keanu Reeves: THERE'S A BOMB ON THE BUS! IF WE GO UNDER 50MPH WE’LL EXPLODE!
Me: [while maintaining eye contact, presses "Next Stop" signal]

Oh yes.

YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle

Rules is rules.

In Bruges.
There's nearly not half as much happening here than in the film.

We saw a UK border officer putting on his white gloves and I said:
"uh-oh, he's about to do his thing…"
And my wife asked:
"What? Mime?!"

Wise words to live by.

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

"I Didn't Know It Was The Shits Until I Farted (And Shat My Pants)" - An autobiography

Ooh, that's a bit more than lovely Amelia!
Stunning work.

Print of my Porthmeor Rocks Art… on prestige Hahnemülle stock - shows a beautiful serene sea scene with crashing waves and rocks creating a natural barrier but the sand and sea escaping out of the scene in the foreground

This is what it looks like all printed up on lovely stock

Fuck Harry Potter

Go read Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

It has wizards in a rich fantasy setting with, tons of humor & heart. It challenges racism & phobic ideologies while being truly inclusive.

I recommend starting with "Guards! Guards!" and continuing through the City Watch series.

A

Man

Goes to

See a doctor

- Doctor, I am completely depressed.

The doctor says: “Don’t worry, the treatment’s simple”

“The great clown Fibonacci is in town, treat yourself, go and see him!”

- But Doc?! —says the man, in a flood of tears— how could I feel better when you get my name wrong?!

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

Not a lot of Welsh speakers around here I see…

Me: I’m off to see some doctor.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.

Obi-Wan: Ani
Anakin: Ani is a girl name! What can't you call me something cool, like 'Kin'?!
Obi-Wan: Use the Force Ki—
Anakin: "ANI" IS FINE

Oh god, what have you done?! playing now 😑

I would literally let my barber dip me head to toe in all his products. I smell INCREDIBLE!

I'm no Spring chicken.
… I'm more of a Winter cock.

Ble mae "doctor" Cymraeg yn dod?

o Spittal.

It is a nice part of the world, it seems far from everything (down AND plus side)
No I don't, but I'll look into it! Three weeks holiday starting now, plenty of time for that 👍🏻

I stopped too. We both agreed the new perks made it too easy.
Still won though. 😁
And yes, you ARE nice, not even in a pejorative way. One in a million. Talented too.

Although, if you still go to that barber in Convent Garden (which I tried once), BOY! You have to come to west Wales. Better for £20

Watching a rerun of Richard Osman's House of Games and I'm being reminded of how a lovely man @rufushound.wtf is (because he is) and ferociously clever to boot!*

*although I totally beat him at Gubbins ❤️😘