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📄!!! :D
#orv

22.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 64    🔁 29    💬 1    📌 0

literally all i have is ffxiv shit guys im so cooked GUYS its all i think about lately all i draw all i write........

06.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WAAAAAAH I LOVE THE SHAPES THIS IS SO FUN

06.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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okay.. my shaylas... everyone watch #mickey17

11.03.2025 22:46 — 👍 514    🔁 188    💬 3    📌 3
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Monster
#ORV

29.09.2025 18:15 — 👍 185    🔁 57    💬 1    📌 0

need more ffxiv mutuals i need to get evil pilled about more peoples wols

18.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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CHEETAH 🐆

26.08.2025 17:14 — 👍 288    🔁 44    💬 5    📌 1
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CHARACTER COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!! fill out the form below to request a comm, and dm me with any questions!

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reposts welcome and greatly appreciated!!!

21.08.2025 04:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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painted a pookies wol for clothing practice #ffxiv

20.08.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ive gotten addicted to filling out those oc or oc ship templates w my wol and my various wolships its so fun. like playing barbies...

14.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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made this earlier and couldnt stop laughing im sorry rahafucker mutuals i understand you i see you but i fear im simply not pilled that way

08.08.2025 03:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah its getting dire ive busted out the spreadsheets. gotta keep track of whos alive/whos fucking who in each au

03.08.2025 05:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i keep making aus of my wolverse whenever i feel like the main one is a little too sad but then i end up making the new one worse. we are 3 aus deep. i dont think this is sustainable guys

02.08.2025 06:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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wolmeric moment i love my gorgina ikemen princess!!

archiveofourown.org/works/68478916

31.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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(hiding my face) go my zenoswol!

archiveofourown.org/works/68288141

28.07.2025 07:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but you NEED it or some of the crucial layers/angles of the epilogues simply Do Not hit the same. the solution is to get weird w it but no one except the indies want to do that!!! and they would NEVER get the rights to something at this scale!!!

26.07.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it just doesnt bend that way theres too much happening and so much of it IS necessary for later themes/ideas that you literally cant remove it without collapsing the whole structure even though trying to put the whole of like. kaizenix. into a film is going to glaze peoples eyes over in seconds.

26.07.2025 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and i think that requires a level of creativity/freedom of expression that, as you said, Big Studio is just not going to gaf about. even trying to cram orv into a movie franchise couldnt and wouldnt work

26.07.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YEAH its like you cant translate the same kinds of weirdness happening in orv into a film 1:1 because so much of it is specific to orv being a novel and particularly a webnovel. you just cant do it. so you need to find something analogous to it and play with THAT instead

26.07.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

theres such a specifically humiliating feeling in writing wolship this is terrible for me. yeah idk i just think my stupid chud son should kiss other men (scuffing my shoe) whatever......go my yaois.....

26.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sanctity to the TEXT of the original work doesnt matter as much to me as sanctity to the intent if that makes sense... (<- has written multiple papers on this)
anyways i think im lowkey in the same camp as u r though i think i wouldve been annoyed either way i love hating too much ach

26.07.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

orvla COULD have been interesting in playing with that visual aspect and how like. idk. maybe something with how your visual perception of an individual is a kind of "reading" that you're doing of them in a way, vis a vis blurring kdjs face, filming from first person, etc.

26.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NODDING SHAKING YOUR HAND yeah i think that like. for me anyway an adaptation needs to be doing something with the work that like elaborates on it by way of the new medium--using something about the new medium in a way that builds upon established themes/ideas in the original property

26.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

stopped playing this fucking game (ffxiv) after 17 hours to do what? write fic about it. blowing myself up its so over for me guys ITS SO OVER...

19.07.2025 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CONSIDER MY TITS BLOWN I LOVE WUK LAMAT SHES SO FUCKING CUTE!!!!

07.07.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

uh. ffxiv update. getting into dawntrail now. if this expac doesnt blow my tits clean off im going to be VERY upset. ew and shb were just. unreal

07.07.2025 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Digital fanart for Omniscient reader's viewpoint. It's a black and white portrait of Yoo Joonghyuk. It's a scene from post epilogue, he is in a half-destroyed space suit floating in front of his  destroyed ark. He is dazed, teary, with half of his face hidden behind the shattered glass of his helmet. He is slowly reaching towards the shattered pieces of his own helmet, ones reflecting two silhouettes - that of Han Sooyoung and Kim Dokja.
The system window surrounding him lose their meaning, letters crumbling into unreadable squiggles.
Both his space suit and the walls of his ark are being overtaken by Outer gods' tendrils.

Digital fanart for Omniscient reader's viewpoint. It's a black and white portrait of Yoo Joonghyuk. It's a scene from post epilogue, he is in a half-destroyed space suit floating in front of his destroyed ark. He is dazed, teary, with half of his face hidden behind the shattered glass of his helmet. He is slowly reaching towards the shattered pieces of his own helmet, ones reflecting two silhouettes - that of Han Sooyoung and Kim Dokja. The system window surrounding him lose their meaning, letters crumbling into unreadable squiggles. Both his space suit and the walls of his ark are being overtaken by Outer gods' tendrils.

#orv

05.07.2025 14:28 — 👍 74    🔁 29    💬 1    📌 0

i feel unhinged lately i havent written this much fic in like. a year and a half. ffxiv is a disease and i am LOSING THE BATTLE

16.06.2025 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

orv reading contest so difficult to vote for i have so many beautiful mutuals in there i could never choose im sorry divas

16.06.2025 15:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0