Kevin Haggerty

Before tonight, Ayton’s +/- for the season is a paltry -48. Tonight alone, he is at -25. It’s almost impressive how much worse he makes the Lakers on defense and as a team.

Deandre Ayton is going to be the nail in Rob Pelinka’s coffin, and it’s going to be well deserved.

What???? I didn’t know! Cancelling my plans for tonight!

Hmm. I have trouble choosing. Even though they are both post-apocalyptic series, I feel like are considerably different in a ton of ways. Both are great though, and I can't wait for Paradise to come back!

"I can't know how to hear any more about tables!"

Super gross and beyond insulting to a women's team that was/is historically good.

And his character in VP is so so good

Poll: Which Danny McBride should I start rewatching from the beginning today?

Eastbound and Down

or

Vice Principals

I like to believe that AC Green is still a virgin.

I know I’m not.

I’m so conflicted about this win. I love my country. I love hockey. I’m glad we won.

But I love Canada, my Canadian friends, and I suffer from no illusion that we are the good guys.

It’s bigger than hockey, and it makes this complicated.

Anybody else feel similarly?

Connor Hellebuyck isn’t human.

I guess my perspective is that it shouldn’t be viewed as a failure if Cam is viewed as the QB16 after this season.

Does anyone legitimately consider him the 16th best QB right now? I’d have to argue they do not.

So if he can maintain that, I feel like it’s a win.

But at least we’re getting rid of food dye, right??? 🫠

Is there a medical reason that it always sounds like Kenny Albert has a mouthful of cotton candy while he's talking?

Follow-up: Is talking what he should be doing for a living?

John Wrobleski's (U.S. Women's Ice Hockey Coach) pre-game speech legitimately makes me wonder how this team has done as well as it has. Yikes. 🤣

Uninitiated*.

SMH.

For the unitiated, I understand 32 teams sounds insane. And that's not totall wrong. It's a little crazy, but it's more feasible than you'd think. The lineups/roster sizes are smaller. It's fun. Anyway, buy-in will probably be $10.

32-team Dynasty Sleeper league. PPR. TEP. We have 27 so far. 5 left to fill. If interested, hit me up.

"The Gentlemen" (Guy Ritchie) is a criminally underrated movie. It's one of those that I'll see a clip of it somewhere, and I just have to start watching it again.

For sure. Smells like weed, B.O., but also, somehow, Axe body spray

This is the kind of playlist you rock out to in your modded out Honda Civic while you talk with your bro about how the Moon Landing was totally faked.

I think if he played at different school the conversation around him would be very different, but he’s going to shine in the combines.

I think he is just a prototypical alpha WR who can play just about anywhere, takes the top off the defense, and consistently dominated single coverage. I don’t have stats on 50/50 balls, but it felt like he got every one of them. Strong. Tough to bring down.

Young*

Quick follow up.

It dawned upon me after posting this that there will be some going whippersnappers which see this and think I was just being crude, and it’s important that they know that people legit, unironically called this man “Horny” On the regular in the 90s.