thee lexx 💣

A brown bunny wearing small glasses sits on a plaid chair, intently looking at an open fashion magazine. A carrot lies next to the magazine.

what the hell do you mean seth rogen finishing move in call of duty

A parrot has a discussion with an owl in a tree

"It's Charlie."
"Who?"
"Your neighbor, Charlie."
"Who?"
"Charlie."
"Who?"
"From next door."
"Who?"
"This is getting old, Matt."
"Sorry man, what's up?"

The Pisces are taking over my life. 😂😭

All I hear are SCREAMS. JUST LET ME CLOSE MY EYES.

Milky Way’s Florida

genie: pls man just.. stop
me: i wish you'd eat a third cup of sand

Halp. I have feeeeeelings. 🙂‍↔️

Rescued my first bee of the season!

i will never heal from the fictional character that is Solas Dragon Age

I just wanna

C H O M P

I know this is going to sound naive or earnest, but I genuinely find myself shocked by how little people seem to be upset by the levels of corruption we're seeing. Is that the median voter assumes everyone is corrupt already? Or isn't actually getting stories about the corruption?

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

There is just not enough coffee…

I Want To Be In The Lobby Of The Building Of The Room Where It Happened

My favorite song from Hamilton was They Wouldn't Let Us In So We Went Back Home (reprise)

A memo listing all of the clubs eliminated by USMA.

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

We need to be listening to rage against the machine. That’s the energy we need now

It appears the VA site for grant applications to help homeless veterans is down. Unsure if this is a glitch, or the end of assistance for homeless vets.

Front page of the nyt

In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server.

Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

a bronze plaque of a man in armor who looks down at a dog sitting at his feet. the man pets the dog with his left hand. the entire dog and a little bit of the plaque surrounding him is shiny and much brighter than the rest of the plaque from hundreds of years of people petting him.

This plaque in Prague has been rubbed to a shiny gold because for centuries, passersby have touched the dog for good luck, and also to reassure him that he's a very good boy. 14/10

I love BlueSky so much more than X.

That’s it. That’s the skeet.