The Coachman

Box of heart candy themed to saying related to donkeys. Big yellow heart on the box that says cute bray.

Come pick up our special love themed candy being distributed all over the island today.And don’t forget they sponsor our annual Valentine date night gala later tonight. Who’s all coming with, or to find there one true Sweethawwt? #pleasureisland

A Pleasure Island Donkey Show is nothing like the infamous ones they have in Tijuana, although the grand finale does have an overly excited and freshly tf’d donkey boy spunking a giant load all over the audience. It’s kind of similar to attending a Gallagher performance.

It’s true, Pleasure Island does have a fly problem. And not just the common housefly, but horseflies, the kind that have a penchant for biting donkeyboys in their sensitive parts. I suspect these ferocious insects are attracted to the scent of Axe Body Spray and panic.

I’m more jealous for the food

It’s always nice to spot a familiar face like @mrkristofer.bsky.social when I visit Pleasure Island. Here he is welcoming party boys with complimentary cigars. Although between you and me, I’m not sure whether he is management or livestock.

I find it curious that the preferred brand of stogie among Pleasure Island donks is Blammo Reliable Exploding Cigars. I mean, the name says it all, right? Besides, I think they smell like satan’s asshole. I’ll stick with my mood-elevating gummies and edibles, thank you.

This old chestnut from the early 2000s is a memory of two brothers, Mike and Mark, I once worked with. They’re probably out there somewhere today, grey-haired, with college-age sons of their own. I prefer to think of them living “pants-free” and smoking stogies on Pleasure Island.

On this year’s Pleasure Island getaway, I noticed a number of tech bros added to the usual mix of frat boys and bachelor party-goers. Rumor has it that one of the island’s old salt mines is being turned into a data center powered by donk shit, which PI has in vast amounts.

Logan had never left the States until that one wild vacation to Pleasure Island. How a gringo ended up being a cruel luchador’s pony slave south of the border is a mystery. Perhaps he escaped, perhaps he was sold. Sadly, he can’t tell his story because he’s just a dumb animal now.

The other Darrin with donk ears in the leprechaun episode was even better.

There’s nowhere for the freshly donked to escape to if they decide that a life in the Pleasure Island salt mines isn’t for them. After a night or two trying to eat thistles and hearing the local wolves get closer and closer, they’re ready to surrender to animal control.

A few of Pleasure Island’s “guests” end up being park “employees” instead of being sent to the salt mines. They work the concessions and pick up all the endless piles of donk shit. The biggest ones, football player types, even help wrangle their freshly transformed brethren.

Whenever I visit Pleasure Island I always make sure I leave with a big jar full of donkey sauce—it makes an excellent face moisturizer, which is how I maintain my youthful good looks. Some of the vendors even let you milk it fresh from the animal.

I always make sure to take in a Donkey Show whenever I visit Pleasure Island. Last year I saw a drunk finance bro win the the title of Mr. Bouncy Balls. Gosh, he was proud of his swollen orbs, each the size of a cantaloupe. I wonder if he was allowed to keep them.

Foreboding reminder harvest time approaches for coachman as holidays arrive.

The dress code on Pleasure Island is decidedly casual. Sweatpants roomy enough for a big fat donkey dong are popular. As are union suits with their convenient back doors that can accommodate a tail. Going pants-free is perfectly acceptable.

I’ve packed my bags and am on my way for a week’s vacation on Pleasure Island— just in time for the annual running of the donkey boys. Unfortunately, I won’t have time for day trips to The Island of Dr. Moreau or Circe’s Isle, even though they’re in the same neighborhood.

Yes do it, and love the stache!

It’s actually an already scheduled “mini gay days event” hence why the other has scheduled their event the same day. Don’t think the event be so mini.

Do both with RSVLTS

Sounds like you two definitely would fit in well on the island with how you rated the donk kink.

Donkey play, Angel fuckers and Puffy Kinks? Never fear @sampsonnightly.bsky.social and I are here and tackling your secret fetishes!

Live now: youtu.be/ClUmq5LICLY

Now with extra Diglett

Ready and waiting!

I think the two tf makeup kings need to have a tf party.

Meddling kids

Wont be long now 😈

Time to get the crates ready. Another will be ready soon!