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“Stephen Miller is a sexual matador, in that the cruelty of the act is the thing that motivates him to perform it.”

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"He's a sexual matador, in that if he manages to do a good job we can go out for burgers afterward."

I would encourage everyone who receives a card with no “paid for by” attribution to file a complaint. Make trouble.

The form to file a complaint with the Tennessee Bureau of Ethics and Campaign Finance can be found here:

www.tn.gov/content/dam/...

Libraries are free for you to use, serve the public good, are great, support creators financially and, I cannot be clear enough about this-- ARE FREE FOR YOU TO USE-- so pirating books makes you kind of an asshole, not some Marxist revolutionary.

If the book you want isn't there *request it.*

🥩 🦃 😳

It’s important to know that, as a progressive candidate, you aren’t just running against your opponent—you’re also running against a massive right wing media apparatus, including paid operatives in foreign countries, espousing your opponent’s views.

One thing I learned was this: if you don’t irritate the fuck out of people with fundraising pitches, nobody in the establishment or in the press will talk to you.

For comparison, when I ran in TN-06 three years ago I spent like $7,000 and my opponent had a multimillion dollar war chest and a taxpayer paid staff member scrubbing Wikipedia of mentions of how he met his wife.

The opinions of noted defender of OJ Simpson, Jeffery Epstein, Klaus von Bulow, and Harvey Weinstein reflect where “the vast majority of Americans really are.”

Which is to say the code is password1234(swastika emoji, which my phone doesn’t have but theirs clearly does)

Dude, moderately-paced swimmer Riley Gaines makes $25k+ per speaking engagement.

It’s clear now that evolving eyes was a mistake, and the plant kingdom is superior to us animals in not having to witness this.

Normally you tell this story AND THEN put the recipe. He put the recipe right there in the middle!

Muting the word “Carville”

There. That should improve my mental health appreciably.

I see we’re debating the merits of the acting in various Star Wars movies, with the best films obviously being where the acting was the fastest, and the most intense.

Journalists need to come up with obvious illegal order hypotheticals to ask Trump defenders: What if Trump ordered a pilot to kamikaze a state capitol? What if Trump ordered the assassination of Amy Coney Barrett?

I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda

This will enable Fox News, et al to claim that Comey and James “got off on a technicality” like they were Bill Cosby dodging a rape charge.

Folks need to come up with more creative hypotheticals of “illegal orders,” e. g. “If Trump ordered Pete Hegseth to run naked through the capitol rotunda waving sparklers around, should he obey?”

I’m going to assume in this context felching is something RFK does for “health reasons” because he read about it on the internet and now MAHA is going to be all over it.

True—for all his failings Oogie-Boogie had pipes.

“If Trump ordered a staff sergeant to fondle his balls for a video to be shown at the G7 summit, should he obey that order?”

Look, if nazis can do the “if a bomb was gonna blow up and the only way to stop it was to torture a dude” hypothetical then we should be able to do a “if Trump ordered his troops to (some horrible setup to a “the aristocrats!” joke)” hypothetical.

I can only presume AI is making these lists.

It’s out of print, but Eugene Walter’s “Hints & Pinches” was ahead of its time when it came out like 35 years ago.

www.abebooks.com/book-search/...

Ah yes, a problem that could be solved by paying people more money instead being not solved by making people’s lives harder.

The “everyone is 12” theory continues to not miss.

National Guard stewards handed out reheated chicken quesadillas, which Kennedy declined in favor of the quart of plain, organic, grass-fed yogurt his body man had secured for him. A few weeks earlier, a man who believed that hed been poisoned by a COVID vaccine had fired nearly 200 bullets at the CDC's campus in Atlanta, hitting six buildings and killing a police officer.

That article does little to dissuade me from the conceit that Kennedy has become a writing mass of parasites occupying Kennedy’s skin, Oogie-Boogie style.