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I’m generally unopposed to the “follow and mute” strategy if I generally like you but you’re exhausting.

Mike Johnson, the third person in line to the presidency, doesn’t know if Trump is going to pay Air Traffic Controllers, or if Trump rapes teenagers, but he’s got opinions on the Super Bowl halftime show. And even those are terrible.

Me neither, and I was an extra on Nashville once.

Tron: Virgo would be a little too much, I'd suppose

Tron: Libra would be refreshingly conflict-free.

Also if it succeeds we can get Tron: Pisces.

When the “release the Amelia Earhart files” doesn’t work to derail the Jeffery Epstein thing, he’s gonna demand that the government release all files on Hannibal Lecter.

The Faces of Humanity This past March, National Geographic Magazine released a portrait that will be forever burned into our memory: it was of a "typical" human face. The

It’s the script equivalent of “combine a thousand faces into one very blurry face”

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10 PRINT “Does it *have* to be a light bulb?”
20 GOTO 10

Is the underlying cause “everyone is strapped because it’s legal and Fox News makes everyone terrified?”

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

Steve Cohen should run for governor!

To be fair, they get like 3% of whatever they sell in this MLM scheme.

#WarRavagedPortland

She certainly out-hustled them.

I tried making a Throw Mama from The Tron joke to Matt Singer and nobody wanted to play along.

Maybe this will help with the perpetual traffic jam at BNA.

Also: if this isn’t proof that I don’t use generative AI to make shit I don’t know what is.

If I remember correctly Weiss rage quit when the NYT wouldn’t cancel her despite her provoking them, but history is written by the heads of CBS News and their apologists.

Tron: Aries

Sometimes the phrase “Tron: Aries” pops into your head and you’ve got to get something out despite your lack of available tools or artistic talent.

I didn’t vote on account of I don’t live in the district, but if you live in the district you should stop Ryan’s tyranny.

Given how everything else is going, I imagine it will be Bari Weiss.

Inspired by something I read in 2005 or thereabouts

“Hey 19” was released in 1980 and the subject was unfamiliar with Aretha Franklin, whose heyday was 1967-68

If they released it today, she don’t remember The Harlem Shake.

This is like when Conan would do the lips.

Harlan Crow is gonna bid six figures for that hoodie in a few years.

I’m more concerned with the sequel where where the assorted AI avatars work to destroy the revived Master Control Program in spite of their guilt over being its progeny.

Throw Mama From The Tron.

JFC, Inc. is a little on the nose.

You son of a bitch.

I thought Barry White was dead, and come to find out he’s taking over CBS News.

Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.