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Writer and stuff. Comics and tv and film. The second-best dressed man in #comics. The Devil doesn't need advocates: advocate for humans, instead. He/him. All the things: https://linktr.ee/DAvallone

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(Or have better taste in actors/people you have to hang out with for months while making a movie.)

06.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a little disappointed Black doesnโ€™t know better.

06.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sometimes think about the relatively short period in which he was cast in remakesโ€ฆ playing parts originated by Charlton Heston, Cary Grant and Michael Caine. Like some kind of horrible reverse Evolution chart showing โ€œthe Descent of Man.โ€

06.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. Love most of Blackโ€™s output but Marky Mark is just a flat no for me. Nothing can overcome my revulsion for Mr. Hate Crime.

06.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you werenโ€™t a teenager in the 80s, I donโ€™t know that thereโ€™s any value in watching those three movies now. If you wereโ€ฆ their sole value is nostalgia. But I was a teenager in the 80s and I have no desire to revisit them (and their casual misogyny and racism, etc.)

Friendsโ€ฆ never did much for me.

05.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would add that itโ€™s also probably the oldest.

How many caves have a variation of the popular long-running strip โ€œOoog Kills the Mammoth?โ€

05.10.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, of course it was a dude.

05.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œOh, you just want something iconic and perfect that will be loved by everyone forever? No problem. Easy.โ€

And he writes that line to sort of protest what they asked him for.

And then, ironically writes something iconic and perfect that will be loved by everyone forever.

2/2

05.10.2025 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I always thought that line was odd, and my guess has always been this:

Jim Henson calls Paul Williams and says โ€œwe want to open the picture with something like Somewhere Over the Rainbow.โ€

And Paul feels that maybe heโ€™s under some unfair pressure to be held to that standard. 1/2

05.10.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was like the first thing anyone did, predictably enough.

05.10.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are correct.

I had no idea that one day Iโ€™d see human beings fail the Turing Test, but here we are.

Theyโ€™ll fail a Voight-Kampf, too, creating a huge headache for all the hard working Blade Runners out there.

05.10.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All Ryan Murphy shows are hostage videos, made by people who desperately wish they could find another job.

05.10.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wild and depressing. Big day for people on our โ€œsideโ€ unwittingly confessing their racism.

But maybe thatโ€™s just a day ending in y.

04.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMy youngest Black.โ€

โ€œYourโ€ youngest โ€œBlack.โ€

Howโ€™s it feel to sound exactly like an 1855 plantation owner?

04.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. Itโ€™s easier to take the hatred when you realize itโ€™s coming from a microscopic circle-jerk.

04.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one thing I do when that happens is check the account that put me on the list.

9 times out of 10 they have fewer than 20 followers. And I sleep very well at night.

04.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's the block I was waiting for.

04.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After World War Two, Truman desegregated the military and it was pretty much the first large desegregated community in American culture.

04.10.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't proofread your way out of your internalized racism. It'll always raise its pointy hood, particularly when you start out by condescending to a Black man.

04.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Let me post exactly like Elon Musk to the people who came here to escape Elon Musk! That'll do wonders for my site!"

04.10.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems you need to be coddled more than you need to engage with reality and do the work.

Why was it "blacks" but "white people?" The mask slipped there.

04.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The men on either side of you seem to be uncomfortable with you.

Perhaps they realized what a hateful, bigoted fraud you are.

04.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A man who claims to come in the name of the Lord is full of sinful pride, and therefore hateful in his eyes. Youโ€™d know this if you actually took scripture seriously, instead of letting conmen tell you what it means.

04.10.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have said nothing about my beliefs, and your guesses are just more bigotry and delusion.

โ€œThe crossโ€ is a Roman murder weapon youโ€™ve chosen to turn into a pagan idolatry, in defiance of Godโ€™s Laws. But you donโ€™t know anything about those.

04.10.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All sorts of murderers claim to come in the name of the Lord. And some who are just delusional bigots, like you.

Jesus claimed he would come back before some of his followers had tasted death. Heโ€™s over 2,000 years late.

Keep waiting, Michael.

04.10.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You presume to speak for God and to represent his judgment. Pride goeth before the Fall, Michael, and judge not lest ye be judged.

You should talk to a fellow minister about your trespasses against God, and talk to a Rabbi about your antisemitism. Itโ€™s probably too late for you, but try.

04.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are not โ€œfierce.โ€ You are a shriveled bigot raging at shadows and bathing in hatred. You are a sad joke, and a minister with no flock, a broken mind, and a diseased soul.

Hatred wonโ€™t get you into Heaven, Michael.

04.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not Israeli, I do not live in Israel and I do not support the war criminal Netanyahu. Shall I assume you support the mass murders of every Christian that picks up a gun?

Youโ€™re not a good guy. Youโ€™re an antisemite who is overjoyed by Gazaโ€™s destruction, because it enables your antisemitism.

04.10.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeshua was a Jewish man, with a Jewish heart.

You have not had a revelation from Heaven. Just base prejudices and mental illness.

04.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because I donโ€™t share your vile Nazi hatred of Jews?

You speak evil. Have you noticed that your 11,000 followers donโ€™t approve of this? Perhaps they all muted you when you revealed your broken soul.

04.10.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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