Dawn ⛧

time to bring back the Kinsect Keeper #monsterhunter

also X is so fucking uncomfortable and inspires so much raw violence and hatred in me i do not feel comfortable on that website at all its like swallowing razor blades for breakfast

watching new Re:Zero episodes rn and i absolutely love how Priscilla is just 100% pure ego. giga chad

i got high and made a sandwich a few days ago and my roommate just fucking came in and let me know that I did it incorrectly and I'm fucking dying

>buy new $70 carbon fiber knife
>test it on self
>almost bleed to death

what they don't tell you about self harm is HOW MUCH IT ITCHES WHILE IT HEALS. IM GONNA TEAR THEM OPEN AGAIN WITH MY NAILS. IM GONNA PEEL MY FLESH OFF. IM GOING TO FLAY MYSELF.

started off the first day of the new year crying on the floor over a pizza and ended the first day of new year bent over a toilet hungover trying not to throw up

mother fucker if I'm asking for a rough time estimate that doesn't mean I'm rushing you I'm tryna see if I can go the fuck to sleep or not

photo of me from behind, laying in the ground in the "family guy death pose". wearing my dress from earlier, as well as one sock and one leg warmer, mismatched

i ate too much last night ...

the fucking anime pope mascot is the single most effective propaganda-splinter-cell-hypnosis-crusade ass piece of fucking media i have ever seen why is it WORKING ON ME. WHY DO I LOVE THE ANIME POPE MASCOT. THERE'S WORMS IN MY BRAIN. GET THEM OUT GET THEM OUT GET THEM OU

If I made a video game where the player could go behind a waterfall I would put a big ol’ boxing glove on a spring in there that fuckin gets them.

just had an extended hour long conversation with a girl on webfishing in detail about how exactly we like to kill and eat people and what we do with the corpses after. peak gameplay.

when I was pescetarian I'd ask the taco bell to give me a bean chalupa and when they gave me a ground beef one I'd just accept that the taco bell worker has single handedly decided I was not pescetarian today rather than take it back because really who am I to tell anyone how to do their job

you can tell me how to drive a car you can tell me how to do my job you can tell me how to operate an airplane and you can tell me how to make a sandwich but you WILL NOT EVER EVEN THINK TO TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT MY WRITING I WILL FUCKING SKIN YOU.

are my serotonin levels a dark souls boss? yes. but damn if the post nut coffee weed high isn't peak existence

help I can't stop buying niche indie games it's all I want to play ever

being a writer is spending half your life "writing for fun" and "just world building" and wracking your brain on a blank page and then realizing theres a decade or more of hundreds of pages of content just waiting to be polished and published already written in your "non-canon" projects.

taken a while ago but my hair will never look this fluffy and nice ever again

sometimes I don't think I'm pretty and then I remember how many times I've been unprompted called a whore by strangers and friends alike and I feel like I at least meet the standards of an escort who gets paid in taco bell

the real signature of a sukuna shibuya-event level shit is when you have to put your phone down to lock in

tennnnnn gammmesssss for funsies to know me 💛

-baldurs gate 3
-overwatch
-monster hunter
-webfishing
-cyberpunk 2077
-hollow knight
-elden ring
-nier automata
-celeste
-sonic adventure 2

Arf!

Pity not the cock that cums.

SWITCH TO THE SAME HERO AS ME TO DUEL ME IN OVERWATCH AND ILL KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE

"I'm not high" I say while I panic over lost keys that are currently in my hand

plugging in the Ethernet blind is more intimate than sex. let me caress this computer until I find the right shape of the hole... then let me rub this naughty Ethernet against you until it slips in... that's a good fucking boy.

born to fed wine in a temple cursed to cough a full mouthful of Dr pepper into my lap