Jared and Boomer

Go to work, stare at screen, come home from work, stare at screen, sleep (optional), repeat

04.12.2024 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it legal to make a pot of coffee with fewer than 4 hours of daylight left

23.11.2024 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

22.11.2024 04:59 — 👍 38537    🔁 6096    💬 414    📌 296

I want to sit by a campfire in relative silence

20.11.2024 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mad at my brain for giving up before my muscles like give the underdog a chance

20.11.2024 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩‍🌾🌾🐔

14.11.2024 00:27 — 👍 5386    🔁 432    💬 185    📌 66

He likes the same things I do

13.11.2024 02:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this thing on

06.11.2024 22:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Being in the office is awful because it’s hard to hold your farts in all day.

13.11.2024 00:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0