Mr. Bitch

Why Would They Ever Forgive You, MR. BITCH? A small and ashamed Mr. Bitch looks on at a distance as a seemingly-happy family enjoys a day at the beach. Without him.

You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You just HAD to jam your thumb into that open wound you stupid fuck

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08.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

You Want No Part In This, MR. BITCH Mr. Bitch is observing two young ne'er-do-wells transporting two pairs of possible-haunted armor in a manner some might describe as "droll" or "humorous"

Keep walking, you little snitch

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05.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Better to reign in Hell than to be Mr. Bitch under any circumstances

01.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

do not ask this of me

01.02.2026 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no

01.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah fuck I forgot the actual comic link. Whatever mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/5

01.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nowhere You Run Will Be Far Enough, MR. BITCH Depicts a tiny Mr. Bitch looking utterly ashamed of his wretched self on the second level of a double-decker bus bound for parts unknown

Clambering up to the second level like an ape, I see

01.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I'm Mr. Bitch. Unfortunately

28.01.2026 04:13 — 👍 54    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

What Makes You Think You're Better Than Him, MR. BITCH? Depicts MR. BITCH, looking none too pleased, standing next to a checker-suited oaf wearing a bowler hat that reads "HACK". Behind them, a procession of dames in boater hats marches past.

Does your self-regard know no bounds?

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26.01.2026 06:09 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Learn To Take A Hint, MR. BITCH Depicts MR. BITCH, pitiful cigarette dangling from his lip, strolling casually past a young couple in the throes of young love like a total fucking dumb ass

What the static format of this medium fails to convey is that Mr. Bitch has been doing laps around the meadow in which this scene takes place and that he smells like sauerkraut's deadbeat dad

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26.01.2026 06:08 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

MR. BITCH Falls In With A Bad Crowd Depicts MR. BITCH on the fringe of a donnybrook between two ruffians and a dashing swain acting in defence of a maiden fair. You are the company you keep, Mr. Bitch

I wish it didn't have to continue this way

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26.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

MR. BITCH Entertains Ideas Above His Station Depicts MR. BITCH in a box at the opera, next to a well-to-do woman wielding opera glasses. Who the hell does he think he is

I wish it didn't have to start this way

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26.01.2026 06:04 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0