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zero hater/leftist/total sweetheart he/him ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ i sent my pet liberal to the pound cancer free since 5/3/24 ๐Ÿฉท

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a pale person with black sclera and yellow irises. she has long black hair in a bun and fangs

a pale person with black sclera and yellow irises. she has long black hair in a bun and fangs

person in cats theater makeup and with wild multicolored pink/purple hair, wearing black leather jacket

person in cats theater makeup and with wild multicolored pink/purple hair, wearing black leather jacket

commissioned busts for my friend ael's OCs sulfur and mania!

05.11.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

husband said "i moved here and now muslims are winning" and ykw. hes right. his impact

05.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had to share this from twitter just because

05.11.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21158    ๐Ÿ” 4942    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

came here to lib out with you guys <3

05.11.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i cooked dinner for a law enforcement officerโ€™s wife last night actually ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ i urge all citizens to do the same

21.10.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 589    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldier's Family Iconic Nintendo mascot Kirby recently delivered a deceased soldierโ€™s mother the news she feared most while bearing a suspiciously familiar haircut.

Kirby With Suspiciously Familiar Haircut Delivers News to Dead Soldierโ€™s Family

21.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 406    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

if you let me join your chicago by night game ill sing you a wonderful little tune

17.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like you might fight and argue but neither of you are gonna start going catatonic and throwing maps away and going insane

13.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the blair witch project was good but i think the moral of the story is that you dont take men camping or hiking or they get really weird and negative once they get hungry. bring another woman and a dog that doesnt lift its leg to piss and you'll be fine

13.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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confide

02.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1228    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and you are so perfect โค๏ธ

08.10.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i really have to ask like. what is my job at this point really. do everything and get yelled at?

08.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
husband's steam profile, featuring cute achievements that have a sun themed thumbnail. below that is him showing off the fact that he's 100%'d hades and hades 2

husband's steam profile, featuring cute achievements that have a sun themed thumbnail. below that is him showing off the fact that he's 100%'d hades and hades 2

07.10.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.10.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 499    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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i love my autistic husband who spends an inordinate amount of time perfecting his steam profile to brag about achievements in an artful and aesthetically pleasing way

07.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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5 massive hickeys on the back of my shoulder from my husband

5 massive hickeys on the back of my shoulder from my husband

im married to a fucking lamprey

06.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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pearl from Pearl (2022) crying while smiling with mascara running down her face. also me when i hate my job

pearl from Pearl (2022) crying while smiling with mascara running down her face. also me when i hate my job

please god yes take it from me

02.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have a job

02.10.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Some pigs in the dark, lit by a flashlight, behind a wire fence. they look rotten and diseased, with dead white eyes. one of the pigs is grinning and showing a mouth of rough flat teeth. in the darkness, more eyes glow in the light.

Some pigs in the dark, lit by a flashlight, behind a wire fence. they look rotten and diseased, with dead white eyes. one of the pigs is grinning and showing a mouth of rough flat teeth. in the darkness, more eyes glow in the light.

Some piggies I painted for the very good podcast horror series, @thewrongstation.bsky.social ! This is from the episode "A Long Slice of Ham".

01.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 991    ๐Ÿ” 157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." 

Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"

I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

27.09.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19747    ๐Ÿ” 3043    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 224    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

27.09.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4258    ๐Ÿ” 2527    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
a photo of an empty, shadowy subway-like area, with yellow caution tape strewn about and graffiti'd pillars. a giant four-legged creature steps into the light, hairless and featureless aside from a long vertical gash running from the top of its long neck to its breastbone

a photo of an empty, shadowy subway-like area, with yellow caution tape strewn about and graffiti'd pillars. a giant four-legged creature steps into the light, hairless and featureless aside from a long vertical gash running from the top of its long neck to its breastbone

subway fauna

23.09.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1508    ๐Ÿ” 295    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

YAAAAASSSS

23.09.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A promo image for a zine, with a dark and red border that says "VOC Volume 4" at the top and "BIPOCVampDay Charity Zine, benefiting the Sickle Cell Disease Association of America" at the bottom. 

Inside the border is a preview of an illustration, a bloodied hand on grass. Also inside the border are written excerpts: "At the edge of town, a house that stands on mold-ravaged stilts was recently emptied. Its last inhabitant, a churlish middle aged man with few friends to brag about, had passed several days ago. They had found his body at a neighbor's jackfruit orchard, torn open and gored."

A promo image for a zine, with a dark and red border that says "VOC Volume 4" at the top and "BIPOCVampDay Charity Zine, benefiting the Sickle Cell Disease Association of America" at the bottom. Inside the border is a preview of an illustration, a bloodied hand on grass. Also inside the border are written excerpts: "At the edge of town, a house that stands on mold-ravaged stilts was recently emptied. Its last inhabitant, a churlish middle aged man with few friends to brag about, had passed several days ago. They had found his body at a neighbor's jackfruit orchard, torn open and gored."

Preview for my pieces(s) for the Vampire of Color charity zine. You can read my short story inspired by the pontianak from various SEA folklore (and see the illustration that goes with it)!

Preorder + info here: bit.ly/bipocvampzine. Profits go to the Sickle Cell Disease Association of America.

23.09.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Hey guys got raptured in the first group(!) and Im in heaven right now and I wanted to just prep you that everyone is naked here. Like everyone. God included. There's not even robes. I asked and they said there's no robes.

23.09.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1276    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

i don't go here but this is so cool (in malay folklore we call the krasue penanggal)!

03.09.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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