Matt Cavender

Buddy do I have some great news for you today

We did it everybody, we’ve made it to one of the holiest dates of the year: the return of Michigan Tech hockey!

You listed OSU as HEA my friend 😉

Summer fuckin blows lmao when does hockey start

This is a hilarious example of how conservatism's pretenses to limited government, skepticism of majoritarian rule, seperation of powers, and respect for the constitution was always bullshit. But Hillsdale College in particular is one of the most instructive examples of this phenomenon. A long🧵

He’s Back! Houghton, MI (June 4, 2025) - The following statement has been released today by Tech Hockey Guide with regards to Isaac Gordon’s future career plans: “He’s back.” Isaac Gordon has reneged on his commitment to the University of North Dakota and will instead withdraw from the transfer portal and return to Michigan Tech this fall. This is monumental news for Michigan Tech hockey.

He’s Back!

Houghton, MI (June 4, 2025) - The following statement has been released today by Tech Hockey Guide with regards to Isaac Gordon’s future career plans: “He’s back.” Isaac Gordon has reneged on his commitment to the University of North Dakota and will instead withdraw from the transfer…

Speaking of things organizations were trying to slide in under the Pope news, the Ducks could not be any more clown shoes of an organization if they changed their logo to Bozo.

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

lads, you’re all really fucking beautiful. i promise you don’t need to be destroying the planet further for little cartoon versions of yourselves x

Me: “the world is pretty awful”

*Cat’s little furry paw gently reaches out across the bed and rests itself on my arm*

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits

Mine was at a Wings game whilst they were playing Toronto

Wish I could show this to myself 5 years ago

Grand Rapids, MI to Sioux Falls, SD road trip starts now. Nobody outcheers Michigan Tech hockey anywhere on planet Earth.

The CHAMPIONS and ONLY TRUE DEFENDERS of women’s sports did WHAT?

Carson Birnie has committed to MTU 🐾 5 Pts in 13 games since joining the Calgary Hitmen in the WHL‼️He is an ’05 Left handed Forward 🏒

It’s time for US fans to rip a page out of Canada’s book and boo our own anthem. At least until the tariff nonsense stops.

If you’re ever in GR and want to go to mass just for the organ, I’m down. I promise we can go do something more sinful (fun) after.

The only thing I miss about being Catholic is that seeing a gorgeous, well-maintained pipe organ played by a professional live fucking slaps

Bluesky is for the boys

This new administration has me convinced that I have more in common with my cat than the average billionaire

Leaving WJC on for my cat so she doesn’t get lonely (she knows that’s what I’d be doing if I stayed home)

Dvorsky is what a 14 year old AAA player calls it when his parents separate

Just wanted to let everybody know that Doug Gottlieb’s Green Bay squad just lost at home to Division II Michigan Tech to continue an 8-game losing streak

No updates on whether Gottlieb will host today’s episode of The Doug Gottlieb Show on Fox Sports Radio

It's too bad the Michigan Tech Pep Band couldn't get involved.

We love "Nobody U" for the record