Velocimatter

Does anyone else have friends that only invite you over if you're in a relationship?

I'm an anti-social butterfly

As a geologist, I'm pretty sure I could take The Rock

Do you think Dracula gets lonely?

So is Gremlins

Farts are just the ghosts of things we eat.

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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️‍⚧️

I hope you get your ballroom floor
Your perfect house with rose red doors
I'm the last thing you'd remember
It's been a long, lonely December

What kind of pickle is pickleball?
Is it like bread and butter? or Dill?

How soon you think it'll be till Carney brings back ska you think?

We're running into this with Scouts now.

Farts are just the ghosts of things we eat.

How soon you think it'll be till Carney brings back ska you think?

What kind of pickle is pickleball?
Is it like bread and butter? or Dill?

I'm a one man ska band.
No one can keep me down.

Once you go black you never go back

I'm referring to coffee.

I'd also like to question the "Hot Tintin" comment because wasn't Tintin already hot?

I listened to this interview with Mayor Chad this afternoon and like always, Paul and Aiden hit it out of the park.

Highly recommend.

Oranges. Big fan.

Do you eat spam?

Did you find it?

Throw a fish at them

Have you ever worn sunglasses at night?

Well it doesn't matter anyway, they put the posters at human height and not mice height.

Apparently we've stepped up our mouse fighting game at work and put up posters. I pointed out that mice can't read but was ignored

According to my past relationships that's the truth

YOLO

I love me some @googoodollsmusic.bsky.social and Dashboard Confessional but their ticket prices are cray cray

Say less

This American rubber duck museum is moving to B.C. due to tariffs, drop in tourism | CBC News Quirky Point Roberts-based Rubber Duck Museum is coming to Tsawwassen Mills mall in B.C. after increasing tariffs and decreasing tourism have made business in the U.S. exclave unsustainable.

All hail the duck museum
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