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I'm here... Or am I?

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lol

09.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both are disgusting.

08.03.2026 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looking for a hiking buddy to do the West Coast Trail in 2027.
Apply within

04.03.2026 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can Superman do pullups or does he just pull the bar down?

06.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zod is coming

06.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I eat my condiments with hot dogs.

05.03.2026 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It it's half flavoured "creamer" then you like dessert, not coffee.

05.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If you dont take your coffee black you dont like coffee, you like cream and sugar.

05.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 1

I mean.. I don't ruin pho with hot sauce either...
😀

05.03.2026 13:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you dont take your coffee black you dont like coffee, you like cream and sugar.

05.03.2026 03:47 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 1

Looking for a hiking buddy to do the West Coast Trail in 2027.
Apply within

04.03.2026 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ai just seems like an MLM for bro's.

03.03.2026 15:09 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ai just seems like an MLM for bro's.

03.03.2026 15:09 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

while flipping through a 200 cd binder looking for Big Shiny Tunes

03.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

while flipping through a 200 cd binder looking for Big Shiny Tunes

03.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Kids these days will never know how hard it was to text while driving using a t9 keyboard

03.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

My AI Chatbot girlfriend left me for another AI Chatbot.

02.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If ai could like make my phone calls for me that'd be great. I dont wanna talk on the phone

02.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why did they fire Jamie Boreham?

01.03.2026 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ladies and gentleman, this is wonderwall.

01.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't want to be responsible for me.

28.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know it is easy to doomscroll, especially today. Please plan for yourself at least one or many more offline activities. Buy a pastry, read a book, go to a museum, see a friend, cook a meal, play with a pet, or even a trip to Costco. Try to limit time on your phone and avoid stewing in anxiety.

28.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 679    🔁 180    💬 22    📌 29

www.scouts.ca/leadership-b...

28.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel the need to point out that Scouts Canada and Scouts of America are two separate organizations and Scouts Canada accepts all children regardless of gender identity. Scouts Canada has also accepted girls for over 30 years.

28.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

LinkedIn is just people making Ai posts and then other people responding to them with Ai now.

27.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 2

I want a Taylor Swift Featuring Mark Hoppus song.

27.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dinosaurs are never the answer
Dinosaurs is the question
and the answer is yes.

27.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
DinoCon

THERE'S A DINOSAUR CONVENTION!
www.dinocon.co.uk?fbclid=IwZXh...

27.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's easy to apply for jobs but there really isn't any original content anymore on it.

My LinkedIn feed is just people making Ai posts about Ai and then other people responding to them using Ai now.

27.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LinkedIn is just people making Ai posts and then other people responding to them with Ai now.

27.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 2