The Modern Leper

These "deluxe, human-quality" pet food commercials are striking me more as a recession indicator than a play for bougie pet owners. 😞

"That couch and hoodie got a loyalty program" 😂

Which is part of how you know that George Orwell never said or wrote it.

I am fucking cryingggg again!

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The wifi experience on Southwest Airlines is fundamentally identical to the non-wifi experience, except you get to pay $8 and feel like an idiot for the length of your flight.

He had to feed some dignitaries McD's during his first term because of a government shutdown. Since he will never admit that he had to "make do," it's now what he does every time.

The coffee maker coochie cloth cleaner getting sued ya'll 🤣🤣🤣

Not a peer, but the color scheme and protective theme suggest something in the "9-1-1" universe

They got all the revenue from passing the costs on to consumers, and now they get those costs back.

Ain't that America?

Michael Ian Black is about to throttle Scott Thompson on "Have I Got News For You." Scott doesn't know anything, and is entirely out of his element; I'd feel bad, but he's a transphobe, so 🤷🏿‍♂️
#HIGNFY

If you KNOW you're guilty, you gotta be ready to hire an attorney that's 1-2 levels above the crime you're accused of

He specifically called out the USA separately in the rundown, just put a fine point on it.

He got to Baton Rouge! My man sounds like he might be Southern!! 😮

Should we put you in a home, or should we put you down?

Clipse blowing snow on the Grammys stage. 🙌🏿😂

And that she's like, one of three(?) people today who could play Helen of Troy and have audiences go, "I mean, yeah - I get why this all went down."

I'm not sure I have ever seen a more savage movie review headline than the Guardian's dismissal of Melania as a "trash remake of The Zone of Interest."

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

Phew!

I watch this at least once a year:
youtu.be/hHC13MYcrR4?...

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

"financial celibacy"

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

So... is this a "trading was paused at 2pm" situation we're heading into?

In extraordinary message, Fed chair announces that he’s being extorted/coerced by the US government under color of law.

User previously blocked by the list "The Great AI - NFT - CRYPTO Cull"

He seems stable 😬

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Warning for some; shopping list for others.

I literally have no personal knowledge of or relationship to this woman, beyond what she's chosen to share, but I am beyond frustrated and upset that she had to experience this and that we may have lost her voice here as a result.