𝓢𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓶𝔂... 𝓐𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂!

“It’s a gateway to introduce anime for younger viewers. Depends on how 4kids handles them. Some good, some bad. It’s a Wild Card pick.”

“All the more reason why I acknowledge Ash and Yugi since they came to Kids WB for Saturday Morning Cartoons.”

“4kids is literally a dubbing company responsible for bringing Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh to the states.”

“...What the fuck.”

“Good luck trying to understand what the sheep is saying, Dumbfucksney.”

@gn3tcly0bsl3te.bsky.social

“I don’t know what the hell yer’ supposed to be, but I guess da reason you came here is because of somethin’, right? Don’t worry, you won’t end up in the tricks I set up against them schmucks.”

@z-bolts.bsky.social

“Hmmm... I respect you were able to bring your strongest Pokémon, Ash, but their weakness may leave an opening for our enemies to counter. If anything, leave the backrow support and toon shenanigans to me.”

@draconicflames.bsky.social

“Hmm. Another one of your kind? No, wait. You possess a different elemental power, my bad. How about using them flames of yours to roast our opponents faster than someone saying ‘TOASTY’ from some Mortal Kombat video game?”

@draconiclightning.bsky.social

“I know a certain Looney Tune who’s a trickster like ya. If Bugs Bunny can outsmart his enemies in the cartoons made by Chuck Jones, then we should have no problem beating up these guys by luring them into our trap to go our way.”

“Sure, Gorilla Grodd glazer.

Sure.”

“...Since when has it stopped you from glazing Gorilla Grodd?”

“New Sonic X DC Comics toy lineup. That Rouge character wearing Selina’s cat burglar outfit of her size.”

“Tell that to the Sonic fanbase whether old man Bruce or Selina is responsible for paying the bat girl child support with headcanons.”

“I have my ways. The Amy character is a huge Wonder Woman fan girl, if ya realized by reading the crossover comic. I might put the pink hedgehog girl with Blossom Utonium of the 1998 series and Lola Bunny in the Wonder Woman fangirl club.”

“So.

The lost daughter of the Caped Crusader and Catwoman got a toy lineup featuring her dressed up as the cat burglar of Gotham. Now we know who really paid full child support.”

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“Damn, not even the new Avatar movie could save evil Mickey... Nor Zootopia 2’s high-grossing box office record.”

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“...I’m slapping my writer for making that typo.”

“Can’t tell if this evil iteration of Michael T. Mouse is coping by the fact an literal electric mouse got more popularity than him.

Spoilers: it definitely is.”

“Yeah, that poor bird species are heavily overshadowed by the word where people make innuendos of it.”

“Yes. Ya didn’t know?”

“I thought they were talking about the birds?”

“...Are you seriously putting a live-action sitcom since putting Pirates and Tron in KH2? Ah, whatever. It’s Disney being Dicksney affected by the case of stupidity.”

“Better than your never ending streak from the Academy Awards in the last decade.”

“According to the tiger girl from DreamWorks? Yes. You really need to catch up with the times, Woody, but I guess Universal was giving you attention in Brazil.”

“Disney causing trouble again?”

“A sheep from an obscure Cartoon Network show in the 2000s, that’s for sure.”

“Pretty much. But what do you expect from Smash ‘fans’ who refuse to play any RPG or fighting game out there.”

“Seriously? Sonic and the anime guy? That brat could’ve said Persona 5’s Joker, and are we SERIOUSLY going to ignore that Umbra Witch being a SEGA character too?”