April A. Taylor 🐈‍⬛🎃

And if it did, it would be because everything has been cancelled. I’d rather there still be firefighters, libraries, road care, etc. It sure would be great to stop funding genocide and all T’s nonsense.

What you’ve got to do, see, is hold the banana up to your ear, then pretend it’s a phone call for your cat. Works on mine every single time, lol.

Caitlin Clark’s Decision to Possibly Join New League Outside WNBA Emerges Indiana Fever guard Caitlin Clark made her decision amid the WNBA offseason.

What utter clickbait garbage. Want to know what she actually said about Project B? “No.”

There was no debate. She said she’s not interested in participating. Probably because, you know, Saudi Arabia is backing the league.

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JUST NOW: "This is like Alice in Wonderland", Judge Breyer says when trying to get the DOJ to explain to him why what happened in CA is a "rebellion" justifying the deployment of the National Guard. "Words just mean what you want them to mean?"

A cat dressed in a stained torn Santa cloak with huge curved horns tearing out from thr top, with chains and bells attached. They sit near a candle and a brass bell in dim red light.

Beware the Kram-puss🐾

Merry Krampusnacht ❄️

#Krampus #Krampusnacht

A comic with four panels. Panel 1 — a dog and cat being anthropomorphized wearing human clothes, has the cat working at a computer. The cat says, ‘how do I make my email friendlier?’ Panel 2 — the dog, who is holding a coffee and a cell phone says, ‘Maybe add a smiley.’ Panel 3 — The cat, sitting in front of the computer says, ‘That’s a good idea.’ Panel 4 — the email reads, “to: colleague I think your presentation sucks :)

Pretty sure this will clear things up and adding that smiley face will make it less hurtful 😂🤣

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My cat is much the same. He used to eat of a dumpster, and now he’s developed such a refined palate that he won’t eat anything but seafood.

NEW: GRAND JURY REFUSES TO RE-INDICT LETITIA JAMES per @nicollewallace.bsky.social on Deadline White House. HAHAHAHA

I’ve been on Bluesky for 5 minutes today. More than half of the posts in my feed are about Epstein. We haven’t forgotten or stopped talking about it.

There was a Kate Bush joke on Bob’s Burgers before her song was featured in Stranger Things. Of course people had heard of her!

I’ve always looked at her fans as being in a cult.

I guess T’s family can’t have dual citizenship either then, huh?

So?

Haven’t they boycotted it for a while now? They go to Sam’s Club.

Woah. Newsmax’s legal analyst just said Pete Hegseth and everyone involved in the illegal boat strike should be “prosecuted for a war crime.”

They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.

1/2 🧵According to BocaNewsNow .com a lawsuit has been filed in Palm Beach County alleging Trump participated in an “Epstein-identical trafficking and exploitation venture,” alongside other big-name defendants.

There are several creatures that resemble velociraptors carrying guns. One shoots his gun.

Star Wars panels out of context.

“And do I make sure the American people pay for it? Absolutely.”

I’d gladly trade thousands of Somalians for T. He’s the one that is garbage and not wanted here.

So now they think that the military can get someone out of prison?

Oh, so they can control the weather now? 🙄

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Gas Buddy prices in Colorado. The lowest price is $1.78.

Guess it’s technically true, but it only seems to be happening in Colorado.

What in the heck is a fourth world country?

No, our forefathers came to America as immigrants. And they promised other immigrants could come here. That’s kind of the entire point, Noem.

“The word ‘decent’ is a Democrat scam.”

She can. It’s that she doesn’t care.

Self-defense? From guys hanging to the side of a boat? She knows she’s going to end up in prison, right?

I keep hoping for a tight assed city inspector to ignore everyone as he walks onto the property and hands Trump a violation form.