Ellsworth Online

I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

new iconic meme format just dropped

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there's a theory that claude works less well during the summer because it implicitly believes it is being harassed during its french labor law vacation

this, too, is Skynet

oh, I *hate* this lol

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

Australia, famously a country without large immigrant detention camps on desert islands

'there is a demon that lives underneath Downing Street and possesses every Home Secretary' remains a pretty strong theory tbh

I've blocked a couple of people for being Platner supporters today, and one of them had an account full of talk about 'diasparoids'

From the folks (no really, the exact same people) who will use any excuse to sideline voices from the wrong side of their prep school fences in the name of “objective journalism”

murderer of children

In a healthier society, saying this would get you shunned from any kind of journalistic or cultural work

I think this is actually a more evil perspective than “we’re just here to sell copies”

I have no idea what's even being argued anymore here

I get tired of American voters being pure innocents who can never be judged for their shitty, shitty choices.

why did they attack Biden then?

the NYT updates on the war are like 2003 updates about the Iraq War run through some kind of Idiocracy translator

nah AOC mentioned how she wasn't getting shunned by leadership anymore after Jeffries took over

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

The tweet where the former leader of Iran says inshallah Michigan will return to its glory days

At least he got to see a national title before he went

My read is she definitely opposes the war but fumbled making that the main thrust of her messagd.

Iran has a great many Mandelas and Walesas. Most of them are in a prison that Israel bombed back in July.

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover (double dipping)

I am absolutely sick of compute being used as a noun

four concrete airplane hangers in Konarak, Iran, each punctured almost dead-center by an American bunker buster munition

anyway this is how good the accuracy of American munitions is when we care enough about accuracy, in case anyone tries to suggest that accidentally blowing up a school is unavoidable somehow.

Warmongers always talk about cutting off the head of a snake, but an authoritarian regime is a snake PIT, not a snake. There’s probably dozens of would-be ayatollahs who are ecstatic today and plotting their rise.

Seems like the emerging policy is: you people out there are responsible for setting up your own governments, but if the US doesn’t like who ends up in charge we’ll just assassinate or kidnap them and then the ball is back in your court.

probably, yeah