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is this where you want your goalie

We can't stop being the Mom Party, and any attempt will be read as false, but if the Republicans are becoming the Divorced Dad Party, maybe we can become the Strong Single Mom Party.

they didn't drop SMU from last in to first out last year, and that kept Bama out of the field. I think Bama falls one spot, and honestly two is more likely than not, but it is about 50/50 to me. (honestly "they'd probably smoke Miami" is a bit of an elephant in the room here)

They'll shuffle people around but they set a pretty strong statement last year that losing close in your CCG won't knock you out of the field. Bama getting clocked makes their case a bit more dicey but IU is obviously #1.

It's like poetry, it rhymes

Turns out it didn't have legs

Not even close, given what Clemson was when he got there

Not doing a bit:

Aside from Saban and Urban, how many coaches get ranked above Cignetti in the last 25 years?

Mind you they don’t learn our own history, in which Southern secessionists were fully convinced the north was effeminate, soft, and would not even resist their blowing up the country.

anyway my answer to every single person who wants armed conflict is no you don’t

sometimes it is the only option but it it sure worth exploring everything else before you get there because it is always, always bad

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

Intelligent brain: JMU should get the ACC's playoff auto-bid Masterful brain: Kennesaw State should get the SEC's playoff auto-bid

It has historically led to more Pat Tillman situations than accountability, by a wide margin.

2014 tumblr meme that correctly called the next decade in politics

no I will NOT be explaining the connection between bronies and far right extremism, I spent far too long in those asbestos-pits in the 2010s, you are on your OWN

he did it because he wanted to and could, and he will do it again unless the senate act.

He's barred from the Presidency via the insurrection clause, I'd rubber stamp it

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

You know what, I can't stand the cranks but otherwise I think I'm getting there.

That is in fact what the term means

There is no pile of gold that we can take to have universal healthcare without having to increase taxes generally, no. But there *is* a loaded fucking gun we need to take out of their hands, yeah.

there is absolutely honey for the person who wants to be the next president to loudly proclaim that Trump and Hegseth are murderers who have been blowing up civilians and bragging about it for two months.

I don't think Democrats want to go to war with Venezuela. I am considerably less sure they are communicating that to normies, and in the absence of that, I find purity critiques of the anti-war coalition actually *doing things* really insulting.

yeah they have deeply shitty views on Ukraine, that sucks, I do not support them, if you can direct me to the mass mobilization against this war hosted by people who pass the Ukraine Test I'd love to hear about it

hi i'm a billionaire my company, which will definitely not murder everyone, is named SauronMurdersEveryone Inc after the beloved jrr tolkien character sauron whom i have always admired for his disruptive use of world changing technology and for murdering everyone

just being a Holocaust denier - which they peg at mid-30s percent of overall Republicans - isn't enough to be "anti-Jewish". Truly cooked stuff.