Happy to oblige.
09.03.2026 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@smullins3000.bsky.social
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1st_Minnesota_Infantry_Regiment He/him. Marginally amusing is the bar. πΊπ¦ π³οΈβπ π΅πΈ As the sign says, death to kings. Women's rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. Civil rights are human rights.
Happy to oblige.
09.03.2026 20:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh, and go fucking ask Russia's neighbors if they think they'd be safe without NATO.
They would not.
On the other hand yes it will and shut the fuck up. Russians are now being slaughtered at an unsustainable rate, idiot.
Go somewhere else to give up you fucking surrender monkey.
I already knew that. π
I lost my sister a few years ago and while we weren't estranged I can still relate to your situation. I sometimes think about memories that only the two of us would still share and it's a sad and haunting thought at times.
I think we should let them play on train tracks. Blindfolded.
09.03.2026 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your real job is tending to Thistle's needs.
09.03.2026 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty much, right? Don't make square mile after square mile zoned for single-family structures without a single grocery store or restaurant in sight.
09.03.2026 15:02 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You get sympathies, anyway. Estranged or not that's rough, man.
09.03.2026 15:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I'll bet you also spend a lot of time trying to convince people that Trump has already won and we live in a dictatorship.
Show your dictator-loving ass the fuck out of here.
"DOW 50K"
09.03.2026 14:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"No ethical consumption under capitalism yada yada"
What's surprising is how easy it actually is to have a space that makes it pretty easy to not use a car.
If you knew someone IRL who acted like Trump you wouldn't say they're playing 9-D chess.
You'd know they were just an evil moron.
The shocking part is how *little* it has to do with it.
09.03.2026 14:26 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Doing what? Breathing through your mouth? Believing that there's such a thing as wallet inspectors?
09.03.2026 14:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A small positive to come out of this era: you never have to take the "masters of the universe" seriously again. There's obviously no "deserve" involved and the "meritocracy" is a joke, so 90% top tax rate it is.
They're fucking chumps.
Also, "BOFA" Securities? C'mon...
It's not just you.
09.03.2026 14:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's the same headline the NYT wants.
09.03.2026 03:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ, it's been a long week but at least it's almost over.
09.03.2026 03:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's just unhygienic
09.03.2026 03:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh... Wow...
09.03.2026 03:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good point. Variety is the spice of life.
09.03.2026 03:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OMG that fucking guy
09.03.2026 03:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I may get in trouble for this, but I'm going to say it.
I also find a backpack FULL of dildos to be suspicious. Like, JUST full of dildos? No LUBE?
There's something up with that.
Turns out Devo was right.
09.03.2026 03:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wild card, bitches.
09.03.2026 03:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure, but that's because humans mostly want to see humans play. I'm not sure how widely applicable that lesson is.
09.03.2026 03:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uh, the grandmasters now are literally just human grandmasters. That is, computers aren't allowed to play in human tournaments because they're that much better at chess.
09.03.2026 03:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just the vagina or the entire vulva? Feels weird to single out the hardest working member of the group.
09.03.2026 03:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Never happen.
You can stop trying to make Newsom happen.