Jarod Richmond

Student: "Mr. uh what should I call you?"
Me: "Mr. Richmond..."
Student: "Mr. Richmond, if you eat crayons, only eat the Crayola ones. I just tasted this non corolla one and it is nasty." (Yes they said corolla)

a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest

Well, that was inspiring defense by the Pats to start the year...

Lee Corso had an opportunity to do the most amazing thing ever. He has the Bucky headgear on, and then right at the fifty yard line yells out "Not so fast, my friend" Then grabs the Longhorn head gear and gives the Horns Up!

If you love football and anyone tells you that going to the @profootballhof.bsky.social is a religious experience... Believe them. Top 10 experience. 7 hours and I felt like that still wasn't enough time. It perfectly catpures the history, the power and the majesty of the greatest game on Earth.

Wildly pumped to go to Football Valhalla tomorrow at the Hall of Fame. Still surreal to be in Canton.

I know it is the 1st quarter of the 1st preseason game, but damn, the #Patriots look good. All three phases are so much better than last year.

FOOTBALL IS FUN AGAIN!

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness... Just thought for the 4th of July it was a passage worth re-reading.

Watching some of the #usopen and the rough is just devouring the ball. Just evil shit out there, and I am here for it.

Tap... Tap... Back on here!

Like, how is this a real movie? With legit actors like, John Travolta, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates, Barry Pepper...

Yeah... This movie sucks.

This week for the @editorsnotecomics.bsky.social Podcast, I convinced Zach to give me control. So I picked the movie, "Battlefield Earth" which turns 25 this weekend. It might be on my Mount Rushmore of regrets.

The first two games of this series have been a clinic in coaching malpractice. #Celtics

One of the things I think I love the most about #TheMasters is at the final moment not a single phone to be seen. Total, undivided attention to the moment. I'm as guilty as anyone, but it's the lesson of Augusta maybe? Be fully in the now, that's what lasting memories are rooted in.

If you think golf on TV is boring, you are missing out on some of the best sports drama with this Sunday at #TheMasters

I rescind my earlier statement. Buckle up kids. #TheMasters

Well, Rory is finding a way to make this epic match up boring af.

Bryson and Rory on Sunday at Augusta... Appointment TV

UP THE HEARTS! @heartsofpine.bsky.social

A Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokémon Charizard is auctioned for $87,840 A Cheeto shaped like the beloved Pokémon Charizard has sold at auction for a total cost of $87,840. The Goldin auction house listed the snack as sold on Sunday.

I am just going to start buying bags of snack foods and look for ones that look like Pokemon, or any other pop culture items...
apnews.com/article/poke...

Random thoughts on #MarchMadness
- It took until Sunday afternoon to get our first "ONIONS!"
- We really don't have a Cinderella team... (correct me if I am wrong)
- This might be one of the most chalky tournaments in recent memory.
- I have something in common with Ian Eagle

I think I am legit coming down with the flu, which is both amazing timing, but shitty timing. I need to just take advantage and go home, but also there is a part of me that wants to just tough out the work day and stream the games to my classes. #MarchMadness

YouTube video by Blakwulf Danny Boy

Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbu...

Listening to a lot of Dropkick Murphys today. So there is that! Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!

Okay, so this defense is going to be downright nasty. Adding solid parts in needed areas. Now let's see what they can cook up for the offense. #Patriots

LET VRABEL COOK!!! #Patriots

Is there any more unnecessary moment in a power ballad music video than in Damn Yankees' "Higher" where Ted Nugent kicks down the door to that house and ripping the guitar solo whilst the police pepper everything but him with gunfire?

One last game for the basketball season for @robkennedy70.bsky.social and I. Tonight its the highly anticipated rematch between Windham and South Portland, this time for the Class AA State Title. We have it for you on
and @mainepublic.org with a tip off anticipated around 7:45pm #mesports

I saw the end of the Caribou-Biddeford game live at floor level and I still don't believe it. #mesports