crabbydaddy dave crabbydaddy

be my baby

01.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

draw me like one of your french fries

01.03.2026 03:18 — 👍 43 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 1

all right now.
I wish it was

01.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

alicia maxwell playing goose in havre de grace

01.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😋🫠❤️

28.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*enters chat like a skillet of sizzling fajitas*

28.02.2026 06:18 — 👍 62 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 0

am i a "go-getter" ?

i'll "go get" a sandwich

tell you that much

28.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

you lick my fingers
i lick yours
we fall in cheeto love

28.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Missed connection: we were at a party and our hands touched inside the flaming hot Cheeto bag

28.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 41 🔁 14 💬 7 📌 0

You can twist my tender if you know what I mean

*sponsored by KFC

28.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 18 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

Do you get anxiety going new places not knowing the parking situation or are you normal?

28.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 257 🔁 26 💬 31 📌 3

I always wish that I had more to give
To give back
One day

28.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 54 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

you can hang out in my drafts folder, there’s a nintendo and some dads rootbeer

27.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 88 🔁 17 💬 7 📌 0

just who are all these blockers,
pondered by a blockee

28.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Shard

Tower Bridge and Tower of London and HMS Belfast

St Paul's Cathedral

Me being happy

Time for Sky Garden uploads! It was AWESOME!

28.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 42 🔁 1 💬 11 📌 0

Uh uhm … might need to rethink the artwork 🖼️🤣😛🤭

28.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 2

I’m glad she’s ok. Drivers not stopping happens here too and you just never know if they will. ❤️

28.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm running on Diet Coke, shattered dreams, and a burning desire for revenge.

28.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 71 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0

im bad at remembering names so im going to start calling people cheesesteak and see how that works out

28.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

buttered sourdough bread with butter dinner

28.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 67 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0

yearning for the halcyon days of....tuesday

26.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 72 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 1

a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head . Alt: Marge Simpson is sitting at a table with a bunch of food and holding her head and turning away in embarrassment

when a mutual you really like has a take that’s not necessarily harmful but also not necessarily great

28.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

Spilling fresh coffee in my lap only to find it isn't even hot enough to scald me is why I have trust issues.

28.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 68 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 0

today’s forecast:

mostly cloudy with a 50% chance of vengeance

26.02.2026 10:56 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Scream 7 is out, epic coincidence

28.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 37 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

More like nopeifications.

28.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 39 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

they should have basketball on ice

28.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 114 🔁 20 💬 21 📌 2

the horrors can cease to amaze now pls

28.02.2026 06:43 — 👍 155 🔁 58 💬 2 📌 0

*me looking directly into imaginary camera:
I spend an alarming amount of time pretending I am on a reality television show

28.02.2026 12:51 — 👍 98 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0

Please enjoy my posts until most of us are hunted down by AI-driven killer drones.

28.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 134 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 0

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