ghost crab

The Eye of Sauron in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.

the fellowship of the arts: thread

i’m sorry i watched your toddler for an hour and now she won’t stop singing landslide

the best part is bluesky
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Kiss me. I taste like your grandpa.

buy one get one free coffins call that a dead giveaway

We must be Polar opposites

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

Sounds good to me. Be the troll that you want to be.

I hate people.

And I say that knowing full well that I am, in fact, a people.

When you return from a dog walk and try to keep up with the @ayankdownunder.bsky.social and @doomkick.com banter - the struggle is real.

They move fast and furiously!

It perhaps will keep me awake and awake is where I prefer not to be. 😆

I realized I might be a slightly aggressive driver… when my 3-year-old yelled, “Pick a lane, knucklehead!” while riding in the grocery cart at Walmart.

Used my guy friend’s deodorant and now I want a sandwich and my crotch is itchy

During the 20 seconds the time on my phone is different from the time on my microwave, I'm completely disconnected from reality.

*travels to Mars*

*forgets to bring ketchup*

*kicks red dirt*

sometimes feel like reverting to egg form

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

i forgot to drink coffee today which is why i have a headache but it’s now too late to have coffee

so, weed it is

to be a fool at the right time is also an art

gaining weight losing sleep

🧘‍♂️ it’s all about balance 🧘‍♂️

sometimes I have trouble finding the edges

Black and white photo of Miguel de Unamuno wearing a black suit and tie. He’s wearing glasses and has a trim white beard. The words read: “Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling”

Orange camo hat that reads “can I smoke weed in here”

wearing this to jury duty

I couldn’t even sit on my deck last night the smell was so bad and I’m not around the water. 😝🤣

i love the cool october mornings where the ground is wet and damp and the air is filled with a scent like wet dog

i walked into the kitchen and wondered why my glasses were so dirty as it was fuzzy and then discovered it was fuzzy because I wasn’t wearing glasses

yearned too close to the sun

if you like grilled cheese at midnight

hey, thanks for following, you will regret it

You got me wrapped around your finger