Llama Girl

No but really, fuck Microsoft products but Excel in fucking particular.

FUCK

I know many of you already know this because it’s obvious but you can absolutely take a survey of an opinion desk’s output over time and pretty accurately surmise the views—or at least the intentions—of the people who are in charge of deciding what gets published. I thought we were all adults here

I don't think people's problem with, for example, the paper's decade-long crusade putting a big ol' target on trans people's backs can be accurately described as NYT doing "reporting that doesn't always 100% accord with what advocacy groups want."

Same here in Minnesota. All done! I saw a Canada goose yesterday and that was all I needed.

The U.S. expects more casualties in the war Trump launched without congressional approval, according to the chairman of the Joint Chiefs.

Heathcliff! It's me I'm Cathy I've come home I'm SO COLD let me into your WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOW

.... it's been a month of me singing that over and over and over and it won't go away

It’s fucking weird that questions that were central to a graduate-level journalism course I took in *2007* are being passed off as “illiteracy” by people who want to feel good about laundering the opinions of warmongers

Same! That would be fantastic. Especially as I age and can't remember why I walked into a room half the time.

It's going to be warm this week and that means it is time for me to start my garden! I got these new seed starters that have lights built in and that's going to be rad.

Also my cannabis plants are almost ready for harvest and my god it smells so good in the grow tent.

I WAS NOT

It literally fell right on top of where I had been standing one second before. I was shook.

It threw a tote at me last night, so no

I think I have a ghost in my house.

That's neat.

Have you been reminded of how you're Black yet today? How can I make this about how I was once wrong by a Black person and now all Black people need to be reminded of that! PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME dammit here we go again I am being oppressed by a Black person.

Why does this keep happening to me!?

Heck, to me, you are the famous one.

LMAO no it's about me

Good morning.

“Correct me if I’m wrong” what kind of friend do you think I am. I will embrace you if you are wrong, I will support you if you are wrong. I will be wrong with you. We will be completely wrong, together

I have a loose relationship with a famous person how can I make their achievements about me?

NOTICE ME

Congratulations Substack on your new partnership with Polymarket!

And to those publishing on Substack, is this really the tool you want from the folks who take part of your revenue?

Our ghost just tried to hurt me by shoving a tote off of the shelf in the closet. Right next to where I was standing!

Literally, at work this morning:

Clinician: Patient should stop medication A, but must keep taking medication B.

AI VR transcription of this: Patient should stop taking medication B.

Seriously NEVER LET A DOCTOR USE AI FOR YOUR APPOINTMENTS. NEVER. UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES.

This is weird as heck!

Roku added Punch the monkey

Why did they sign up in the first goddamned place? They know what they're doing.

Signing up to a corrupt military in the last 20 years so you can commit war crimes is a pretty fucking shitty thing to do, Rachel.

Fuck em all.

I do not know how much louder this can be shouted, but if Gavin Newsom is the dem nominee, he WILL lose.

We have a primary for a reason and forcing that transphobic, hater of the poor onto our ballots is a guaranteed loss. End of story.

"They were girls who went to school to learn, with hopes and dreams for their future," Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai said. "Today, their lives were brutally cut short.”

Read more: https://wapo.st/4r7izC7

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.