I'd be more impressed if they showed this guy cleaning the Chopzilla by hand. Sorry, not all of us have a dishwasher. #svengoolie

That flashlight light defies the laws of physics. #Svengoolie

No damn way I'd eat there if the seating situation is like that. #svengoolie

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I didn't consider how my words could have been interpreted.

Well, now I'm going to start calling it "banana meat" just to make people question my sanity. #Svengoolie

*the company I work for

I'm "4imprint certain" that I don't want to be a walking billboard advertising my company. #svengoolie

*SIGH* Looking like my watch-buddy won't make it to the second movie. Such a lightweight. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

This director MUST'VE told that story of getting Guinness in his movie forever. I know I would. Damn...that is "the drive-in way." #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

Well damn. I was sorta hoping for a Die Hard-style cat and mouse chase for the entire runtime that eventually ends with her killing both of the men brutally.

Wait. This is a first time watch for me. Is this "chase" going to be the whole movie? If so, I *like* it. #mutantfam #thelastdrivein

Watching a trainwreck you have the power to stop. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

I should've guessed. Capitalism strikes again.

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That IMP segment was perfect. No notes. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

What's a dude gotta do to get just one ghost in this #Amityville3D movie? Just. One. Ghost. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

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French flies. French. Flies. *Sigh* #Svengoolie #Amityville3D #HouseofSvengoolie

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What makes this movie riveting are the 2-4 scenes about this guy's real estate decision. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Amityville3D

That's gotta be a solid contender for "Spit in the Face Hall of Fame" #Svengoolie #Amityville3D #HouseofSvengoolie

I hope the smoke machines get a mention in the credits. #Svengoolie

Grandpa Munster!?!!! #Svengoolie #TheNightStrangler

Digging this funky soundtrack. 🎶 #Svengoolie #TheNightStrangler

Always fun to spot John Carradine. #Svengoolie #TheNightStrangler

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#Svengoolie

Just like #Godzilla98, this thing is simultaneously huge, massive, and scary because of it but also able to hide its GIANT self. #Svengoolie #Tarantula

That could've been a really cool single shot.

Heads up, young writers. "The desert" counts as a single "set" if you're trying to write a low budget movie. #Svengoolie #Tarantula

"I just wanted to enlarge animals and insects. Who could've thought that could go wrong!!?!!" #Svengoolie #Tarantula