Andrew Noyes

Tracking update: Package left the facility, chased a squirrel, will update soon… Happy Halloween from my dog 📦

Just a friendly PSA 🤖

Glen Park: California’s ‘coolest’ neighborhood has only one place to get a martini The charming village has four cafés and a handful of upscale restaurants but only one full-service bar.

Our charming little neighborhood is making headlines again. The @sfstandard.com tackles the question we’ve all be asking: sfstandard.com/2025/10/16/c...

Such an inspiring couple of days with founders, investors, dreamers, change makers and more at the @mastersofscale.com summit! Thank you @reidhoffman.bsky.social @bobsafian.bsky.social @jeffberman.bsky.social and team for an incredible conference! 💫

Best ideas I’ve heard so far:
• A waggle
• A waymood
• A waymore
• A whip

What’s a group of Waymos called @waymo.bsky.social? My ideas:
• A wonder of Waymos
• A whirl of Waymos
• A hum of Waymos

Love that our little neighborhood, Glen Park, was just ranked one of the world’s coolest neighborhoods by Time Out! ❤️ www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/g... #SanFrancisco

Welcome to Fogust in #SanFrancisco @karlthefog.bsky.social

Umm who’s gonna tell em? #SanFrancisco #AI

Lazy Sunday afternoon ☀️ #SanFrancisco

Looking for an internship? This company says it'll pay $25 an hour to a 'dog breath sniffer' A marketing internship in New York City is drawing applicants with its unusual title and boundless promise for growth for a dogged worker.

Not an #AprilFoolsDay prank — this company has been inundated with applicants for the role of dog breath sniffer www.businessinsider.com/dog-breath-m...

Expo West Showcased a Maturing Commitment to Food and Health Many trends from the year prior were refined at the 2025 event.

It was so much fun recapping my #ExpoWest experience for @adweek.bsky.social! Check out my commentary and let me know if you agree with my observations from the trade show floor: www.adweek.com/brand-market...

Ready, set, go. Attempting to hit every hall at Natural Products Expo in three hours! #ExpoWest2025 🏃

Met a hawk today #SanFrancisco

Light jacket January in #SanFrancisco ☀️

And on the sixth night, I had to run to Cliff’s Variety for more candles and it got really gay 🌈 🕎 #HappyHanukkah #SanFrancisco

Behind the Curtain — Our holiday gift: Hope By many measures, there's never been a better time to be alive in America.

Well said, Mike & Jim: www.axios.com/2024/12/25/c... @axios.com

150 lbs of gingerbread, 50 lbs of marzipan, 20 of chocolate — and that’s just what I’ve eaten over the holiday. This castle is made of a bunch of sweets too 😉 #MerryChristmas

Christmas wish list:
1) 🦴
2) 🦴
3) 🦴

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All you people and your out-of-office auto-replies gloating on Dec. 20 that you're offline until Jan. 6. Really?

The Economist's word of the year: kakistocracy
www.economist.com/culture/2024...

Good times at #WIREDBigInterview today. Say hi if you’re here 👋

Went home to WV, came back with my old iPod. The playlist still slaps ✌️

‘The ongoing furore over Boots’ Christmas ad only proves its point‘ Apparently, the men of social media can’t take a joke. More fool them, because they’re missing the best Christmas advert of 2024...

This season’s most iconic ad (h/t @jennystojkovic.bsky.social #holidayvibes www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a...

Hello, why does this need to exist? 🤔

The Sidewalk Fruit Vendor Who Sold a $6.2 Million Banana for 25 Cents A 74-year-old immigrant who works outside Sotheby’s shares a basement in the Bronx and works 12-hour shifts. He was stunned to hear what his banana went for at auction.

The fact that this story doesn’t include a single reference to George Bluth Sr.’s enduring quote from Arrested Development is an absolute travesty 🍌 @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/n...

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Hello from the first atmospheric river of the season ☔️ #SanFrancisco

A trippy tale of addiction? A love story? Both? A24’s Queer is quite a film. Still not sure what to say about it, but it was fun to hear about making the adaption of the novel by William S. Burroughs from director Luca Guadagnino and Daniel Craig after last night’s screening in SF 🍿

USPS announces Betty White stamp will be released in 2025 Betty White will be honored with a stamp in 2025, the U.S. Postal Service announced on Friday.

Who knew USPS would be the one to offer a much-needed bright spot when America needed it the most? www.cbsnews.com/news/usps-be...

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Just checking in to see who’s around here these days and whether this can be my post-Twitter/X informative, entertaining, quirky text-based community engagement platform…