Big K.R.I.S. The Mrs.

brunch boots sold out everywhere

Trying to focus on adding more fiber to my diet so the girls making savory oats, dense bean salads, and Japanese style breakfasts (though I can’t do fish) on the clock app have been helping me out

Trying to build on my savory breakfast recipes:

Roasted some chickpeas and potatoes, sautéed a cup of spinach, topped it with a fried egg, feta, and a drizzle of sriracha

Gotdamn

I had a bout of follicutis after I didn’t exfoliate after an underarm wax and it got me together FAST.

I need it!

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I’m only here to tell @skincarebully.bsky.social to put my ingrown hair serum back!

It’s time for me to re-up and it’s nowhere on the website.

As a Chicagoan and part-time Packers hater, yesssssssssss!!!!

You need a good cuss to get the blood pumping

I’m the cuss and complain first then get to work type

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

I would honestly prefer if they just… copied shit from Genius

When the fuck did Shawn Carter talk about fish and grits????

I’m most flabbergasted by the gotdamn audacity.

“Rollin with the cats who got the big chains”

Boy, you talking about the same song when he’s tryna murder everything moving? That song???

This kid uses the line “Instead of milk and toast, we had fish and grits”

WHO TF SAID THAT OTHER THAN CHATGPT???

So, students had to write a cultural analysis using one of four rap songs with one of them being ‘Hard Knock Life’.

I’m grading and see that the “lyrics” one of the students included are nowhere in the song.

Boy, do you think your BLACK millennial and Gen X instructors don’t know Shawn Carter???

JEEZ

I thought A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was coming out while House of the Dragon is on hiatus?

Purple Bible and honey blonde wig with loose curls

I had my wig and Bible ready last night. Ugh.

That’s a big word for Elmo. 😖🫠😭

National anthem vs international players anthem

Listen… do it.

Oh they are BROKE

These folks really believe the rapture is tomorrow.

Everybody who owns a trumpet should get together and do the funniest thing ever and just all blow their shit at the exact same time.

That’s what he was singing about while stealing

Just bummy as hell 😂

She’s a street rat

I was in Mexico for 4 nights so of course I picked up tequila from duty free.

TSA told me it didn’t pass their screening so I could either surrender it or check it with Delta.

But, if you don’t give me my gotdamn bottles back and stop playing.

My mama hasn’t stopped mothering all vacation:

“You got water shoes?”
“You wearing a long dress to the beach?”
“You should’ve gotten up earlier to get breakfast.”

Girl, you finna go home!

🗣️ OH YES HE ISSSSSSSS

If I have to download another app to use your service, I don’t want it