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Kris

@slackademic.bsky.social

PhD candidate. Keep going up the ladder. They mad, make em madder. she/her/g

329 Followers  |  153 Following  |  769 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024
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Baby… they need to update these estimates because ain’t no way people are actually paying these amounts without just hazard insurance

02.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand . Alt: Brigitte Nielsen looking down and laughing

My mama told me that the quote from our insurance company seemed a bit high and to keep looking.

Another company quoted me $120 more a month

02.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aye bruh…

Shopping for homeowners insurance is insane.

02.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I want to know why the topic is the Clintons being freaky frogs?!?!

28.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit, 12 to be honest…

28.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So… I don’t think our lending advisor realizes that I will drop him because if I’m supposed to surrender so many of our coins, I need a response to my email within 24 hours.

TYSM

28.02.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How y'all get him in a neck brace?????

26.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

We are truly one of a damn kind ❀️

26.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sooooo happy for you love!!! πŸ’•

26.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So… our offer was accepted by the seller.

Let’s hope this process is as simple as it can be.

26.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!! BRITAIN IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 13

Hell nah, he stank

25.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Husband is sleeping next to me, I’m up working.

He just loudly farted and I had to fight the urge to smother him.

25.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta say… for expanding my collection of wool blazers, Poshmark has been unmatched.

So many well priced, well made pieces made in the USA from when that actually meant something.

24.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lance Yuck 😭😭😭

23.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he looks like if they sold Lance Gross on Temu πŸ˜‚

23.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

And we actually have a pretty even division of cooking responsibility, but the week and a half we were snowed in made me so tired of my stove.

What do you mean I married a man who is not satisfied with just a handful of snacks?

John Henry be wanting 3 full as meals WITH SNACKS! I am TIRED

21.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Bunyan over here is always hungry.

21.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a gotdamn ox in my house, man.

21.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat you making/what do you want for__?”

My man, I’d be good with a piece of prosciutto and a smear of cheese. Leave me alone!

21.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man… don’t end up big country ass man.

I’m tired of John Henry asking me about our next meal.

21.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Truly!

20.02.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just realized… the way he launched that dove like he was giving it a head start … he had to know, right?

20.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rottweiler ribeye is crazy

20.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Margaret’s husband saying that she looked like a Jewish manicurist was UNHINGED but also

20.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Which hasn’t made them ugly enough tbh

20.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve been rewatching β€˜The Crown’ and few things are funnier than the Brits fawning over Jackie Kennedy.

What a plain-faced bunch the Windsors were (are).

20.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help JaVe Honor Her Dad and Get Back on Her Feet, organized by JaVe B. Hey everyone! My name is JaVe. Today is my 35th birthday and I am coming to y… JaVe B. needs your support for Help JaVe Honor Her Dad and Get Back on Her Feet

Hey everyone, thank you SO much for donating and sharing so far. It means a lot to me, especially considering this week’s events on here.

I am asking that you please share (and donate if you can) one more time. Bc of yall I’ve made it halfway through. πŸ’™

28.01.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
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If I send you this, it means I know I did it, I’m not sorry, and I’ll be back to do it again

18.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 19

β€œY’all were demanding it” is a wild position to take

18.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0