Jordyn

If 2025 could chill the fuck out for a little bit, that would be nice.

HOLD THE DAMN PHONE UNCLE PHIL… IN THE SAME EPISODE

I’m rewatching strong medicine, aka women focused greys anatomy … and not Meredith freaking Grey being a guest star on season 1

Update: I called two insurance companies and the doctors office. The most grown up thing I’ve done 🤣 not fully in the clear, but I’ve pushed the bill for now.

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Like a misbehaving pet 🤣🤣

Me on universal property

I hate the health system. When I made the appt, I confirmed my insurance, when I got to the appt i confirmed my insurance, so why did I get a $500 bill saying that I’m not covered?

Leave it to me to lose my phone on a theme park bus for the first time on my 31st birthday

NOW who knew Ben Franklin was a ginger

I don't know who needs to hear this right now but be sure to give yourself weird obsessions this year, start a TV show, overspend in a hobby, write that fan fiction, just don't let em' rob your happiness

No please. I can’t handle a lifetime of this

How am i literally in a dead end job before im 31.

There are days….

Screw this, I’m going to Epcot tomorrow

I just scrolled through random ass reels… it just don’t hit

No truly. Like I’ll get over it eventually. Maybe at most I’ll check back in on my old content. But like I’m not gonna invest in it if that’s what we’re hoping for. HIM?!?

Well now I don’t fucking want it anyway.

Now i understand how those damn people felt about losing that talking robot thing. Watching people say goodbye to TikTok is actually kinda sad.

People talked a lot of shit about rainbow capitalism, but I've always seen it as a yardstick. It tells us whose money is worth chasing and whose is acceptable to turn away.

This is a dire fucking time to be queer in the US.

When you don’t wanna deal with the smoke detector going off with the heat turned on, so you just shut everything off and call it a night

They have GOT to stop doing cast connection hauls.

Bluesky please @mfloydthaut.bsky.social @teambercase.bsky.social

I can tell you right now, society isn’t ready for sing along musicals. Flash on during defying gravity, screaming at the top of your lungs at the wrong times, running around the theater??? Have we all lost our minds ???

But that’s not what uncle Walt taught us

Scrooge leaning out the window

YOU THERE! BOY!

IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??

Ashlyn and big red had the strangest roller coaster of an arc on #hsmtmts

🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨

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Was planning on trying to watch White Christmas tonight, but I’m still not ready for it.(my dad was never really a Christmas guy, but damn did he love him some White Christmas)

Happy Christmas!!!