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That makes zero sense

07.12.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait until a Brit asks

04.12.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 27.11.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOW she says that

10.11.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he's still getting our cash?

18.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder where that producer is now

09.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bloody brilliant show that

09.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr Wet Underpants himself

08.10.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We all know the answer to that

17.09.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah but Starmer will do the square root of fuck all as the country burns to the fucking ground.

13.09.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody has a landline

13.09.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re talking about the well-heeled few. Most young people can barely pay their rent.

20.08.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he canโ€™t ditch the spurious capital letters

20.08.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets?

20.08.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sad thing is, some pathetic bastards do. Evil god bothering right wing fucktards and MAGAts for instance.

18.08.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s seriously fucked up

14.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Link no longer works

12.08.2025 09:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol

27.07.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't trust the spineless fucker to defy his pro-Israel funders

27.07.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look in the dictionary. There's a picture of Trump next to that word

25.07.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Still supporting genocide though, eh?

23.07.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Twas a great year
โ€ข Never Mind the Bollocks
โ€ข The Clash
โ€ข Damned Damned Damned
โ€ข Spiral Scratch
โ€ข Rattus Norvegicus
โ€ข My Aim Is True
โ€ข New Boots and Panties
โ€ข Pink Flag

22.07.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starmer's a useless tool(maker's son). I've cancelled my LP membership

16.07.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No chance, sadly. Starmer is utterly ineffective.

15.07.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™ve all been there

12.07.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans are fucking warped

09.07.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's barely literate

09.07.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Vagina Museum

www.vaginamuseum.co.uk
This one?

09.07.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reform UK Tells Prospective Candidates Who Failed Vetting to Reapply Under New 'Common Sense' Rules Individuals previously blocked from standing for Nigel Farage's party have been told to reapply under new rules prioritising "freedom of expression"

Prospective Reform UK candidates who previously failed the party's vetting processes have been told to reapply under what the party describes as new "common sense" rules prioritising "freedom of expression"

bylinetimes.com/2025/07/07/r...

07.07.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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