Marlosaur🔞

You better believe I’d be diving all the way down to see the lava lizards

This experience has taught me a lot, mostly that I reeeaally wanna chill and pull someone else’s 😈

At work so I’ll have to pull out the old gold

I was already scared I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle the flashback

Decided to carve Pignite in honor of my favorite starter in Pokemon Legends Z-A! #pumpkin #halloween

Froggy goober

They’re cool but still a goober for sure

Chadpaldi never disappoints

Was so pent up at work today that I #pre ‘d my pants

Rate the fit ⚡️✨💦

😮

Pissing with a PA is a delight to behold

Always wanted to see someone take out their big PA, cover their tip, and piss out of the other hole 🤔 #gaypiss #pa

Here’s just the full image

Barely missing #fcf as usual 😔

What if… our tips kissed and drooled all over each other

Sure but it’s not hard yet

A, D, then B.

The bottom of my thumb keeps hitting the home button here on my new phone when I try to scroll one handed 😔…

My specialty

Listen… I’m all for emulation, even brand new games, but playing games before release and so many people posting and boasting about it is just giving company’s more ammo to ban it altogether.

Especially when it’s a game from a company that already hates emulation!

Being able to auto-blur my face now means that I don’t have to crop in so close 😋

You can auto-blur your face now? That’s useful!

Saggy Sunday semi

Found a cool book while I was out today 🤠

Proof:

Morning cuddles with a friend can get intense. I leak like a faucet!

Have nice underwear pics but the underwear being from a YouTube creator store kinda kills the vibe.

(They’re comfy though)

Depends on where you are. Tap water’s great where I am.