Doesn’t even have to be pizzazz, just be Labour, please.

The problem is that I don’t think anyone understands what a mess it’s in until they have to use it.

😂 That’s amazing!

His kids are called Rex and Gunner, they’re going to have more problems in their lives than the fact that ‘females’ serve in the armed forces…

Just assume every semicolon in the list is shorthand for ‘now here’s where it gets weird.’.

“We are who we pretend to be so we must be careful about what we pretend to be”

If Hell’s like this then count me in…

Weird how the clips of everyone saying ‘Coca-Cola’ have no context and they obviously think you’ll assume they’re saying nice things…

If nuclear war had broken out in the 80s my dad was supposed to go to a nuclear bunker with two military men to help run the country, he always said that he figuered the first thing they’d do is shoot him so that they could do things the way they wanted.

“ID (IDENTIFICATION)”, he really does tell on himself doesn’t he?!

I looked her up and there doesn’t seem to be any obvious nepotism.

Not if you look at her career and the fact that she’s genuinely funny.

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‘He’s a machine…’

Has anyone tried a hard reset?

God almighty, the halcyon days when we thought the presidency had hit it’s nadir…

From the autopsy?

My daughter reckoned a character in the Sims who’s waiting for instructions…

Please don’t say that, it’s the hope that I can’t stand!

‘I don’t know about food prices, never been shopping, no one’s ever told me about them, I only just got here…’

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You’d have to find it first…

And that destroy jobs in other sectors.

Be fair, it was probably an emergency after Granpa Cheeto wandered off again.

Oh god, this has reduced me to tears, so heartfelt, almost poetic…

They can both be awarded to civilians, the George Cross is just a higher award.

George Cross is correct.

Well that’d be strange considering I’m British and live in London. I have travelled and found that everywhere has good people and not so good people, having a generalised view of 28 million of them is simply blinkered.

Maybe it’s just you.

Well done on stereotyping 28 million people.