Karis Renée Violet Caruso

i miss the days when conspiracy theories sounded like unbelievable bullshit

if one of the girls advertising the church of latter day saints has a mormon bastard child, it’s probably my doing

YouTube video by Clip Rotter This Ancient Snow Stove Doesn't Melt

i wanna do this on a snow day! :D

i’m doing my part in keeping the world safe and enabling the plant uprising

YouTube video by MiddleCalling How Cereal came to be

it’th a conthpirathy i thay!

that looks delicious

YouTube video by Key & Peele President Obama Meets with the GOP - Key & Peele

i’m starting to wonder if reverse psychology would work on the republican party

fun fact: GMC doesn’t stand for General Motors Company (not originally) but instead Grabowsky Motor Company.

imma start calling gmcs grabowskies :3

FUCK YEAH! BYD RULES!

i hold murderous resentment towards whoever butchered the song “bicycle race” (by queen) for a turbotax commercial

you know you’ve made it when there’s a wikipedia article about you

i want dat

apparently my gf’s 600 grosser is too big for the carport on the narrow street i live on. rich people sure own some big ass cars.

as i believe that would make me an enabler for this kind of behaviour. i don’t know how many people she’s done this too, but i refuse to be influenced by this kind of behaviour again.

that will be all.

#staysafe #stalkers

i only have ONE account on bluesky, and that’s this one. i never post outright nsfw content (though i have made nsfw jokes), and i do not intend to start.

if anyone’s reading this, i’ll keep y’all updated, but as of right now, i do not intend to comply with her demands,

#staysafe #stalkers

i dunno what’s going to happen within the next 12 hours, but if you receive nsfw content with me in it, REPORT IT TO BLUESKY. a woman has been cyberstalking me for months, and she’s gotten some of my photos from fetlife and is threatening to post them.

#staysafe #stalkers

You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof. What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.

Great piece:

slate.com/news-and-pol...

i posted this before and it mysteriously disappeared from my phone, so i’m posting it again on a different platform :3

#fuckmaga #ReneeNicoleGood #abolishICE #fightforyourright

i have to say, irene engel — sorry, kristi noem — is one truly evil bitch.

#fuckmaga #fuckkristinoem #abolishice #reneenicolegood #keithporter

my girlfriend was meditating today and a friend of hers was over. my girlfriend told us that through meditation she’d “gotten in touch with a higher power”.

her friend replied: “my ex-wife?”

i’m starting to enjoy being part of this “girls only” trio.

i aminated a photo by turning a live photo into a video and then putting the frames into gimp and then cutting frames that had background motion and then exported it into a GIF. i made a four year old photo into something new :3

all regimes fail. and all fascists die.

#fucktrump #fuckmaga #fuckice

i turned a guy in a welding mask into a new portal character during covid

#portal2 #photoshopbattles #funnyphotoshop

2025.12.08

I FOUND/STOLE A CHAIR!

they totally fucking do. i know cause i used to do that shit when i was closeted and thought i was a man :3

for nearly 8 years, i thought ariana grande was singing “skin to skin / on my nuts” in “dangerous woman” instead of “skin to skin / oh my god” X<

#arianagrande #dangerouswoman

@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

whoever invented frogs deserves a #behindthebastards episode

it’s either “happy merrydays” or “holiday christmas”.

i’m not sure which is right, but i wish you one of them.

#happyholidays

i cannot believe i’m saying this, but I AM EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW YUGO