Phil

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

People are increasingly feeling desperate in the UK so big changes to political systems is more and more appealing, people who have less to lose are more likely to risk tearing the whole thing down. Not sure why Starmer et al can’t understand this very simple historical reality.

Wild that you had two parties selling themselves on fundamental changes to the system people live in, one through kicking out foreigners and one through a redistribution of wealth and making the system fairer but the mainstream of politics can only understand the bit about racism being popular.

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

Hard to explain to the youngsters but there was a time in the 90s for a bit where it briefly seemed that the world might start to get better.

Just kidding. I thought that because I was a child and didn’t really know about all the horrors.

There are a lot of cool things in the world.

Peak 3D platformer. And then Ocarina of Time, the literal best game ever made. And Majora’s Mask, the most interesting sequel to a game ever made.

I can say it. I just choose not to.

Kids these days don’t talk enough about how good Planescape: Torment is

How do you tell a friend that they’re approaching Mar-a-lago face?

I always just kind of assumed

I don’t usually hold my truck with these conspiracy theories but the idea of a purposeful replacing of a mildly socialist leader like Corbyn with someone so useless that he’d accomplish nothing and usher in 15 years of hard right populism is hard to dispute right now

Yes you fucking dork

Starmer is the most useless politician of modern history. Squandering any chance he gets, mired in sleaze and u-turns so late he manages to gain nothing from it every single time. An absolute failure of a man.

Calling a winter Olympic event skeleton and then it’s just some pricks going down a track on a baking tray is diabolical

Someone told me that donating blood was proof that people will do something painful and damaging for a greater good with no recompense. I said that I only do it for the internet likes when I subtly drop in that it’s something I do.

It brings me great amounts of joy to announce that Labour voters are going to need to vote tactically and get behind the clear left front runner if they want to keep out Reform

Guess who can’t sleep because of the pain again? It’s ya boi.

This time, the dark and my stiff joints meant I fell down the stairs a bit, again, and jarred everything on my right side.

Great.

I barely know the guy, he’s just someone I spent years with, exchanged hundreds of texts, invited into my childhood home to meet my mum and have consistently defended.

“Opinion” isn’t the same as “obvious bullshit” is it? Probably shouldn’t have given him this.

Ignore the smears: I was never a close friend of Peter Mandelson. And I fully understand the lessons we must learn | Wes Streeting I knew him but not well, and worry now that he thrived in our political culture. There was a failure of moral seriousness, says health secretary Wes Streeting

Hahaha are you fucking kidding me

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Going to be so funny if they choose Wes and he immediately has to resign for being Mandelson’s protégé. Sub-Trussian.

You lay down with dogs, you’re going to get fleas Kier

Amazon sell ring cams to gather evidence for when people say their packages have been taken from the doorstep.

Starmer gone by the end of the week

Imagine being in the tiny slice of the great Venn diagram of human existence who knows what those words mean.

Who the fuck is playing ‘This Quar’s War’? It must be a conspiracy like that Watfair thing. You order some quar boxes and get trafficked kids. I’m on to you.

Maya Rudolph as Dionne Warwick in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt should be taught in schools.

Starmer sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Starmer reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. I was lied to.