Called in fat to work!! Also this butter yellow with a lemon accent is cute one me
12.08.2025 19:14 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@champagne4bubbles.bsky.social
Nonsense and wine tied up in a fun and jiggly package!! Nothing original but mildly entertainingπΎπΎππ
Called in fat to work!! Also this butter yellow with a lemon accent is cute one me
12.08.2025 19:14 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The face that launched 1000 ships that body that cushioned them upon the docksπΎπΎ
30.07.2025 03:08 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0They say snacking late at night makes you fat. Iβm not convinced and think I need some evidence that supports that claim
23.07.2025 03:36 β π 45 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0A good lil boy did his job and donuts were acquired for my pleasure!!
21.07.2025 20:17 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Ok obese!! Get it
11.04.2025 04:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That specific moment when you release the belly at the end of the day!!
10.04.2025 01:11 β π 48 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Some of you degenerates in my phone seem to making growth happenπΎπΎπ·π·
07.04.2025 18:40 β π 45 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been described as many things. A new one being a handfulπ©π©π·π·
02.04.2025 00:31 β π 46 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She ate!! Then ate again!! And then possibly for a third, decadent time!!
31.03.2025 06:59 β π 33 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0You fatties can keep your shakes!! Iβll take my extra 700 calories in sparkling wine formπΎπΎπ·π·
24.03.2025 22:06 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0All great three act plays have a second act crescendo, followed by final act to put the cherry on topπΎπΎ
23.02.2025 00:38 β π 52 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Say goodnight fattiesπππΎπΎ
22.02.2025 07:37 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0In case you were wondering lunch was a successπΎπΎπ·π·
20.02.2025 19:53 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Just remember boys, this is what an actual house wife is!!
17.02.2025 01:20 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Some of you demented lil men would love it if I ate like I did today all the time
16.02.2025 04:46 β π 35 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The subtle ripples are making me hungryπΎπΎπ·π·
15.02.2025 19:50 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Were verticale stripes not ment to be slimming??
12.02.2025 03:05 β π 67 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Laundry day during a snow storm brings fun outfits to the frontπΎπΎπ·π·
10.02.2025 23:16 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Youβd think 4 years would have been enough time to snap this thing but alas, hereβs to 2025 being productiveπΎπΎπ·π·
31.12.2024 03:44 β π 49 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I think I want to gain 3lbs
27.12.2024 20:00 β π 43 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Mediumπ€π€
25.12.2024 04:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs stunning how my jawline has held up against being over 320lbs!! Eat your feelings about it fattiesπΎπΎπ·π·
21.12.2024 19:36 β π 43 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm loving how doughy I seem to be gettingπΎπΎπ·π·
18.12.2024 20:55 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I might have been in a mood last night night an went in on all the fat goodies!! Does is show!!
17.12.2024 15:47 β π 47 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0No one brought cake over so I had to put clothes on and go get some!!
16.12.2024 22:33 β π 29 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0π·GROINKπ·
10.12.2024 20:54 β π 36 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0This new spillage Iβve acquired is kind of doing it for meπΎπΎ I should get snacks to celebrateπ·π·
10.12.2024 01:30 β π 32 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fat BUBBLES are all the snacks the other night, and now hungry BUBBLES is mad at her!!
08.12.2024 20:09 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no!! All my blouses are becoming very form fitting again!! How ever did that happen!!
04.12.2024 17:14 β π 48 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Rotund is a tragically underutilized adjective but you personify it so well!!
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