I jumped through hoops to get my βreal IDβ so I could prove I was a citizen. I canβt wait to show up to vote with my birth certificate, 1st marriage license, divorce papers, 2nd marriage license and driverβs license to have the 90 year old woman at the polling place just sit and stare at me.
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Isnβt there something illegal about insider trading?
09.04.2025 18:33 β
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Dear Angry, when does the jobs report and unemployment numbers come out? Iβve been looking and havenβt seen anything.
05.03.2025 00:36 β
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Since currency can only have the faces of dead people, Iβm just wondering if you are suggesting something and if we need to notify the Secret Service to have them pay you a visit?
05.03.2025 00:26 β
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And we all were born yesterday. Do they really think we have any reason to believe them anymore?
09.01.2025 02:26 β
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This guy was sitting on the rail outside my deck. He usually likes to sit on top of the satellite dish.
31.12.2024 18:53 β
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Tell me Iβm not the only one who is starting to get followed by a bunch of half dressed women. I thought leaving Twitter would put that behind me.
27.12.2024 20:48 β
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Itβs $2.38 at Fleet Farm today.
12.12.2024 00:27 β
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Maybe, just maybe, he should do a little self reflection and ask we are in this situation.
11.12.2024 21:52 β
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I live in NW Iowa. One of these might get my car keyed. My Iowa State sticker would only make it worse.
29.11.2024 17:11 β
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Yes. And sit together and laugh during his speech. Then whisper to each other and laugh again.
28.11.2024 00:19 β
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He still doesnβt get tariffs, does he? Hopefully some of his followers will start to see prices rise by 30%. And there are no Democrats in power to blame.
26.11.2024 02:19 β
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Is it legal tender? Or just a Monopoly money fake bill? Kinda like his trading cards.
25.11.2024 15:49 β
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Give me another tan suit scandal.
16.11.2024 14:54 β
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I like βWho could have ever seen that coming? Oh yeah, anyone with half a brain.β
16.11.2024 01:12 β
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A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us!
RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! π
13.11.2024 18:47 β
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I drive on streets and over bridges. Can I be the head of the Department of Transportation?
13.11.2024 21:40 β
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No wonder he wants recess appointments. Makes perfect sense once you see who he has picked.
13.11.2024 21:36 β
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Thune is full on Republican. Hopefully he will have some integrity. Iβm from NW Iowa and have heard about him on local news for years.
13.11.2024 21:22 β
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@schrodingerszen.bsky.social found you
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