Carl Craigslist

a black and white British Rail poster titled "The argument for electrifying our railways, will become clearer in time." with four panels showing scenes from 1978, 1987, 1995 and 2005 with oil running out over that period

"The argument for electrifying our railways will become clearer in time."
British Rail, 1979.

Good for him

Why’d ya have to go and make Spurs so relegated?

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Between this and Dubai getting bombed, it's a terrible few days for the worst people you know.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

People knock the Islamic Republic, but we only got a day for the Queen

Incredible 😭😂😂😂😂

Eze good
Eze good
Eberechi Eze’s good

Whatever you possibly think this could be, it’s even better. All in the delivery.

Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.

Arsenal have restocked the sold-out long sleeve third shirt just as morale is in the toilet. Coincidence?

Elbow in the ribs telling you to shut up

Me in the cab home from the afters

“OK, people are scared of crypto. So we need our new platform to be associated with a rock-solid, dependable institution which will absolutely not fall to bits at the last minute. Got any ideas?”

Great being an Arsenal fan innit

We’re still in the driving seat. The seat in question:

Robert Duvall (RIP) being led away by Paddington

"You're out, Tom"

14 years ago today. No social media manager. No PR. Just raw unfiltered emotion and heartfelt stream of consciousness for a much-loved and much-missed musical icon. The day the music died and Twitter peaked. @

One day there will be a reckoning for how Arsenal Football Club dealt with this case. And I’m afraid that includes the manager

I’ve seen blokes on nonce sting videos speak with more confidence than that ref, voice cracking as he justifies the VAR decision over the stadium tannoy

Got a copy of the Telegraph and a giant bar of Dairy Milk. Hope i make the despatches

Train home is teeming with rugby fans. Hope we get derailed

I love how clumsy Gyokeres is. Bet he loads the dishwasher by just chucking everything on top of each other. They still get cleaned!

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

It’s not jeans he plays in, he runs around carrying an antique grandfather clock he’s just picked up from a house clearance

Gyokeres beating his man to slot in