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Pat “The Brat” Smear

@pat-smear.bsky.social

•Seattle’s Premier Art School Dropout• Queer & Nonbinary Burlesque Performer Co-presenter of Fat Bottom Productions Seattle, WA

92 Followers  |  71 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.5464

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Made the mistake of zooming in on my face in photos and got really down on myself for (the gall! The scandal!) having wrinkles

20.12.2024 08:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what 30 feels like

13.12.2024 07:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just had to explain what fetish/kink is to my 45+ yr old coworker

13.12.2024 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fatlesque Fest NW 2025 Volunteer Sign Up Puckduction presents Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025 January 30 - February 1 At The Triple Door 216 Union St, Seattle, WA 98101 Our volunteer positions are open to anyone, no one will be turned away ...

Volunteer forms for Fatlesque Fest NW are OPEN!!

Puckduction presents
Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025
January 30 - February 1

At The Triple Door
Seattle, WA 98101

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?

12.12.2024 20:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey Seattle! Come see me tomorrow in Tacoma!

www.eventbrite.com/e/eureka-bur...

12.12.2024 04:43 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I just witnessed satsuma (back) fully place his butthole on Lasagn’s face (front)

09.12.2024 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like Annie Lennox should be more famous than she is

09.12.2024 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“helping”

09.12.2024 17:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SEATTLE!!! Come see me Sunday?

01.12.2024 04:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone wanna buy me the nosferatu popcorn bucket

28.11.2024 07:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone clowns on adults making Christmas lists but I’m 30 and my mom actually asked me for one and so did my partner sooo

28.11.2024 06:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My son Lasagn

27.11.2024 07:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also I met a newbie who was amazed by the fact you could take off a glove with your buttcheeks.

Honey you can do anything you want with your butthole!

24.11.2024 08:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m 2 seconds from creating a “things you don’t learn in burlesque 101” class just for the fact so many newbies don’t know that you can keep your body hair and also glitter it

24.11.2024 08:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Just bought a whole bunch of pearls for an upcoming act! #luxury

23.11.2024 10:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Add me please!

18.11.2024 06:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m watching Everything Everywhere All at Once for the 3rd time and just being reminded that this is a once in a lifetime masterpiece

18.11.2024 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see this, join in!
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'4”
Shoesize: 7
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears & septum
Fav drink: dirty gin martini

18.11.2024 04:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

If you see this, join in! Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7
Shoesize: 11
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: none, yet
Piercings: just ears
Fav drink:ice cold Coke on a hot day, hot mocha on a cold day

18.11.2024 02:28 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 3
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Does this count as a getting to know me post?

18.11.2024 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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