BatNeko

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#bowuigi

Loungin'

I'm already Team Browt out of SHEER SPITE

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Pokemon Winds and Waves announced for Switch 2, coming 2027

Pearl happy

Oh my god, a dad just walked by with two kids and said "there's the bakery lady, say hi." And one of the kids said *no*.
😂😂😂

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eh, the actual details of sex don't interest me as much.

bowuigi is perfect for this and yet SOMEHOW I still haven't written it

That's one of the hottest things to me when two characters want each other SO BAD but they can't fuck for whatever reason and nothing else is satisfying

Hello I'm batneko I like Sexual Frustration and I'm not joking

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(then I remember all the pokemon porn and I'm fine again)

sometimes I draw stuff and I'm like.............. if nintendo knew what I was doing to their little guys they would not let me buy their games anymore. 🙈

I ALSO thought of a horny one I MIGHT draw. We'll see.

(for the record I do have the ending planned out already and it's both tamer and sweeter than this.)

HE knows. He knows EXACTLY what he wants. But he CAN'T think about it, not even now - ESPECIALLY not now - because thinking about it means admitting that it's never going to happen. That he's yet again starving for someone he'll never have.

Afterwards all he can think is "wow I really needed that" and refuses to acknowledge WHAT was going through his mind.
Meanwhile Bowser is at home desperately jerking it getting more and more frustrated that he can't *finish*. It won't even feel good at this point he just wants to be DONE.

Post-fake-date, Luigi and Bowser both head home separately, thinking "that's all done with, it was weird but at least it's over."
Next thing he knows Luigi is in the shower more worked up than he's been in MONTHS, thinking about Bowser's arms, Bowser's hands, the way he kept *manhandling* him...

lol I've spent all morning thinking about horny stuff I don't have time to draw

Pumpkin AND money island. :O #acnh

#acnh

I like that headcanon and I'm probably gonna keep using it, but I looked it up and no, Luigi is not canonically left-handed. 😂

2026 has my atheist ass out here going "Man, the Pope is on fire lately"

I really love the look of that like, light pink, dusty pink hair, but dye doesn't stick to my hair so I can never get it to work. 😭

A yorkiepoo puppy in full play bow looking up at someone. A partly destroyed yellow ball sits by his paw.

Cù was looking extra cute last night as he pledged his case that midnight should be Ball time.

Hawks have really good eyesight, unfortunately.

Marriage is a partnership