kenny jones

normalize naming your pets after yourself

i need a rave gf that i can eventually turn into my HOUSE-wife

idk why but watching no commentary full videogame walkthroughs on youtube is so peaceful for my soul

i hate internet trolling so much. i miss when the internet was pre-anyone born before the 2000s

i wish artists would stop dropping a music video at the same time as the song. let the song at least breathe on its own for a month and THEN create anticipation for the video

oh. gen alpha gets their first ever big meme moment lol

artists announcing a tour and giving you a day and a half to maybe 3 days to get ready is not enough to prepare fans to be able to buy concert tickets!!!

that “6-7” thing is gen alphas first ever major meme moment for their generation and i STILL have no idea wtf that means

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

i love being a millennial. i’ll forever brag that we are the greatest generation that ever lived

IMMEDIATELY after i sign up for a free trial, i make sure to cancel that thing. ain’t no way im gonna wait to the last second to cancel.

i’m only playing the mcdonald’s monopoly game so i can score as much free food as i possibly can

i love it when artists drop EPs. like give us some music where you’re just in a creative space that has nothing to do with an album. just some fun music to feed the fans

Nicki on twitter spaces sounding like she has my family hostage and won’t release them until i hear her demands

I was born in the 90s, so of course I know everything

Jesus is up there in heaven looking down watching America the way ppl watch The Real Housewives franchise

the worst thing a fast food restaurant can do is add mayo to my food 🤮🤮🤮

being a republican is the EASIEST career to have today because you can say whatever you want and don’t need to have facts cause the base that supports you is too stupid to do research and is easy to take money from

“i didn’t vote for this!!” yes you did. you voted for the unqualified idiot over the HIGHLY qualified woman.

i’m so mad i missed the era when ppl used to actually DANCE in clubs. nobody dances 100% in clubs anymore cause everyone’s afraid of being randomly filmed for some strangers social media account

2024 could be argued that it was just as good of a year as 2016🤷🏾‍♂️

Release the Epstein Files.

guess i gotta say it since the democrats for some reason stopped saying it

here is how Drakes ICEMAN can be a CLASSIC

- keep the album 12-13 tracks

- NO FEATURES

- use ONE producer for the entire album. aka 40.

- leave the narcissist behavior behind and be TRULY authentic & honest.

i realized growing up that dating was so easy for ppl cause they just settle for anything. dating is a million times harder when you know exactly what you want and your worth

the no kings protest was a success as far as turn out numbers goes but the marches during BLM was more impactful cause ppl were legit getting arrested for their beliefs. no kings protest was a safe political saturday block party

it’s really crazy how society really tries to convince you to have kids in your 20s when your 20s is your first decade of complete freedom.

walking behind women as a man, you have to fake pretend to be on your phone so it doesn’t look like you’re trying to stalk them

i love audiobooks. it’s like adult storytime

i just realized i have been on every major social media platform that’s ever been out since Myspace in 2006

women born in the 90s are the hottest