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Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some words of wisdom from Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson... #BruceDickinson #IronMaiden #GrumpyDingoRadio

'Alien ship' releases 'seven jets' with 'glowing halo' as it nears sun 3I/ATLAS was seen with a 'glowing halo' and 'at least 7 distinct jets' as it passes close to the sun, with stacked images showing anti-tails, with the true cause behind the new images still unclear

Turns out, aliens love to make an entrance...

Happy National French Dip Day!!! The sandwich that taught America the joy of eating wet bread...
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Workout at the gym leads Md. man to $150,012 Powerball prize - UPI.com A Maryland man said a workout at the gym led him to the Powerball tickets that earned him a prize totaling $150,012 in a recent drawing.

Gee, my workouts always lead to self-loathing and regret...

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Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some words from the one and only, Bob Dylan...
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Francis Kurkdjian’s New Fragrance Exhibition Has Drinkable Perfume and Sculptures You Can Sniff Francis Kurkdjian's new show at Paris's Palais de Tokyo explores 30 years of projects, and enagages all the senses through creative collaborations.

Because who hasn’t wanted to huff modern art and chase it with a perfume spritz?

Happy National Sundae Day!!! Ice cream is cheaper than therapy and comes with toppings...
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Watch: Venomous snake found hiding inside family's laundry basket - UPI.com An Australian snake wrangler responded to a Queensland home to capture a laundry basket intruder that turned out to be one of the world's most venomous snakes.

Just one of the many reasons I hate doing laundry...

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Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the words of Willie Nelson...
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Queensland considers changes that could see dingoes in dog parks People could be allowed to keep dingoes as pets in Queensland under proposed changes to biosecurity regulations, but experts say the native animal is fundamentally different to domestic dogs.

Queensland looked at Florida and said, ‘Hold my beer'...

Happy National Vanilla Cupcake Day!!! The official dessert of people who say, ‘I don’t like drama...
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Watch: Man plays 'Dance Dance Revolution' for 144 consecutive hours - UPI.com An energetic Hungarian gamer earned two Guinness World Records titles by playing popular rhythm game "Dance Dance Revolution" for 144 consecutive hours.

144 hours? Still shorter than the line at the DMV...

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Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some words from Robert Frost...
#RobertFrost #LifeGoesOn #GrumpyDingoRadio

Watch: Diaper-wearing sheep takes a ride on high-speed passenger train - UPI.com A diaper-wearing sheep's journey aboard a high-speed train in Poland is going viral after video was captured by a lawmaker who was not amused by the spectacle.

Commuters report: still better behaved than most toddlers...

Happy National Fried Chicken Sandwich Day!!! Eat first. Regret later. Nap immediately. Celebrate responsibly: two hands, no shame...
#NationalFriedChickenSandwichDay #GrumpyDingoRadio

Dark Energy Double-Take: The Universe May Not Be Accelerating After All Astronomers may have misread cosmic acceleration for 27 years. The universe may be slowing down, not speeding up.

Scientists admit: The cosmos might just be coasting...

Turkeyzilla Feast Of Desctruction by kenny-the-bartender-s-tee-emporium He's going to gobble 'til it hurts. This year, chaos is on the menu...

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Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some words from the immortal John Lennon...
#InstantKarma #WeAllShineOn #JohnLennon #GrumpyDingoRadio

Look: 'Naughty' flamingo escapes from wildlife sanctuary in England - UPI.com A wildlife sanctuary in England is asking the public to keep watch for a "naughty teenager" flamingo that escaped from the park by vaulting over a wall.

He’s pink, he’s proud, and he’s done with your rules...

Happy National Harvey Wallbanger Day!!! Remember, it’s not a hangover—it’s a Harvey Wallbanger memory wipe...
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MaineHealth apologizes for sending death notices to 500+ living people - UPI.com Officials for Maine's largest healthcare provider recently apologized for sending their condolences to hundreds of people who were still alive in October.

Good news — you’re still alive! Bad news — not according to us...

Eat Hole Foods by kenny-the-bartender-s-tee-emporium The hole truth and nothing but the truth. “Eat Hole Foods” — because happiness is round, fried, and frosted. A simple reminder that life’s too short to skip dessert.

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Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some words from Johnny Carson, about the Big Apple...
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Man uses cone to catch ice cream scoop from 55 feet, 5 inches away - UPI.com An Idaho man with more than 300 Guinness World Records titles added another record to his name by using a cone to catch ice cream from 55 feet, 5 inches away.

Not all heroes wear capes — some just really like ice cream...

Happy National Jersey Friday!!! Finally, a reason to justify that $150 shirt...
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The Mysterious Interstellar Object Has Unexpectedly Started Brightening, Scientists Say Scientists were surprised to note that 3I/ATLAS brightened much faster than they anticipated during its perihelion last week.

Scientists call it ‘brightening.’ We call it a red flag...

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