CALLIE'S DAILY WEAPON FORTUNE-TELLING ☆

Drumroll, please! Budda-budda-budda...
It's time to bust out the Angle Shooters! Woo-hoo!

Hmm... I'm feeling like Dapple Dualies Nouveau today.
That sound good to you?

Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Ink Mine time!

A little birdie told me today's a good day for Squid Beakons. Why don't you try out something with that?

Oh, carp, it's that time again! Uhh, lemme think... Okay, okay, I've got it!
Today's a Ink Mine kinda day, don'tcha think?

Hamana hamana ugi-ugi zip-zow-zoom! It's time for today's weapon fortune-telling!
Hrrrrrrrng... Bam! OK, I've got it!
Today's recommended sub weapon is the Fizzy Bomb!

A little birdie told me today's a good day for the Explosher. Why don't you try that out?

It's that time again!! Hamana-hamana-ugi-ugi-zip-zow-zooooom...... Buh-BLAM!
Today's a good day for... the Kensa Luna Blaster!!

Hark! Today, thy weapon of choice shall be the Luna Blaster!
(Well, only if you want. I can't exactly force you!)

Hark! Today, thy weapon of choice shall be the Dualie Squelchers!
(Well, only if you want. I can't exactly force you!)

You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's weapon is... the Wasabi Splattershot!

Oh, carp, it's that time again! Uhh, lemme think... Okay, okay, I've got it!
Today's a Burst Bombs kinda day, don'tcha think?

Hmm... I'm feeling something with Autobombs today.
That sound good to you?

You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's sub weapon is... the Fizzy Bomb!

A little birdie told me today's a good day for the .52 Gal Deco. Why don't you try that out?

Hamana hamana ugi-ugi zip-zow-zoom! It's time for today's weapon fortune-telling!
Hrrrrrrrng... Bam! OK, I've got it!
Today's recommended weapon is the Order Shot Replica!

Oh, carp, it's that time again! Uhh, lemme think... Okay, okay, I've got it!
Today's a Autobomb kinda day, don'tcha think?

Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Seeker time!

It's that time again!! Hamana-hamana-ugi-ugi-zip-zow-zooooom...... Buh-BLAM!
Today's a good day for... something with Burst Bombs!!

Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's weapon is... the Soda Slosher! Have fun out there!

Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Splat Bomb time!

Hamana, hamana, ugi, ugi, zip, zow, zoom...
Hmmm... Okay, I think I've got it. Today's recommendation is the Hero Blaster Replica!

Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's weapon is... the Classic Squiffer! Have fun out there!

Hamana, hamana, ugi, ugi, zip, zow, zoom...
Hmmm... Okay, I think I've got it. Today's recommendation is the Glooga Dualies Deco!

You know what time it is! It's Callie, coming at you LIVE from Squitter!
Check it! Today's sub weapon is... the Suction Bomb!

Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Sprinklers! Have fun out there!

Hold on to your tentacles...
It's Callie's Daily Weapon Fortune-Telling time!
Let's unveil our weapon of the day...
WHAM! BAM! It's Curling Bomb time!

Hmm... I'm feeling something with Torpedoes today.
That sound good to you?

Listen up! It's going down...
Repping weapon enthusiasts, I'm Callie!
Today's sub is... Suction Bombs! Have fun out there!

OoooOOOOoooOOOohh..... It's me, the Ghost of Turf Wars Yet to Come...
Heed my warning... You should use the Kensa Splattershot Jr. today...