Sam

mike johnson can get it but what the fuck is he saying

sooo shapeshifter is me?? omfg

i need @kenniejd.bsky.social to react to Old School 2003 and why we don’t make movies like this anymore 🤣

Francis staying alive long enough to tell jd Vance he’s a bad catholic… that’s why he’s the goat pope

pope francis dying after meeting JD Vance is a sign from the universe

nah wicked got robbed!!

next episode whennn 🥲 you and becki are a timelesss duo ✨

omg antonio banderas is so hot wtf

can we talk about how RFK Jr. dumped an animal carcass in central park??? like did we just forget that???

dumbasses

this is like when others realize buffalo wings are just chicken wings covered in butter +tabasco mix

Hi Bluesky and #Biology, how worried are we that NCBI and its databases will go dark? Are we supposed to be making mirror archives?? @hankgreen.bsky.social we need answers

i wonder if americans are ready for years of hardship as their oligarchs pillage their hard earned money

antanga lang hahaha mmkay

hahaha tf was I supposed to know u were touchy to that topic i only met u 20 mins ago???

istg singapore has a eating disorder mindset in the guise of fitness

Not all Boeing but somehow always a Boeing

oh wait till you hear about the blankets that you can take with you bc it has a powerbank attached to it

i’m gonna use mine until wifi gets deprecated

chili oil really tastes like chili oil, and it is incredible, unique, savory

omg @michaelurie.bsky.social on after midnight 😭

pre-speaking stress is fucking insane i’m gonna cry

i wanna cry i haven’t been this down bad for a guy since high school 😭😭😭

i don’t wanna be delulu but it’s so difficult not to be hahahuhu

posting culture on threads is so weird right???

i’m not delusional @tomwarren.co.uk is cute right

me when i kms and my ai self lives on in perpetuity… very westworld

The Whisky app that makes it easy to test out PC games/apps on apple silicon

two khias stand before me

we are on the season 2 pre-gilead timeline of handmaids tale istg