dash • they/them

heyyyy how yall doing over here?

hate trans people? kill yourself <3

our apartment’s finally coming together 🤌🏾 even tho we still have a bunch to do lol

have y’all started thinking about nye outfits yet?

#Spit #In #Dat #Butt

i need to get in the habit of posting on here tbh twitter is just muscle memory atp 😭

hey u guys :)

i never get waxed during the winter bc i believe in #keepin #dat #monkey #warm but something in me is calling me to do it. idk why tho? is my fat pa finna be cold?

this picture has been imprinted in my brain for yearssss. it’s so painful that i’ll never have this 😭

you guys i cant believe im saying this but i dont think 100% remote work is sustainable for me personally 😭 i need to be in somebody office at least once a week!

yall putting up christmas trees this year?

would y’all ever try hot yoga? i’m thinking about trying it out just to see if i like it lol

i think my first big boy purchase of 2025 is going to be a heated bidet. i think that’s true luxury fr like heated seat, heated water, AND heated dryer?!

whoa?!

😭😭😭😭

happy friday yall its #sniff #them #pits friday

you don’t believe me?!

i’m being soooooo normal and regular this time 🙂

finna pretend I never acted crazy on the internet before

you vs. monkeys getting jobs 🔥🔥🔥🔥

there needs to be a major dramatic fight on bluesky to get ppl over here tbh

hey exquisite 😁

who up playin w they worm ⁉️