samantha sabertoothedpie - Bluesky Statics

we’re watching some of the insanest fans to ever do it

02.03.2026 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dick game so bad she killed herself

28.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I think the fact that this is gaining traction again says a lot about where everyone's head is right now.

28.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 24 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

if you think polymarket bets on war are bad, wait til you find out how many in Congress are invested in defense contractors

28.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 1475 🔁 360 💬 2 📌 8

SMUT FROM COMMUNISTS

Some excellent headlines from the April 1963 National Eagle, the Portland, OR newspaper edited by the future chair of the Oregon Republican Party.

28.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 1339 🔁 314 💬 33 📌 134

being trans is humiliation but not even in the fun kink way

27.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

threeway with two duck girls and a goose girl

27.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm reminded that sometimes the Kindle Chinese dictionary glitches and pronounces Chinese words like an American

27.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

bad bad kitty

27.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

please give me ugly for not making that ugly lesbian flag

27.02.2026 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

joking to my gf about how I’m a brick except she doesn’t know I’m not joking

25.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

are you sure you don’t live in portland

25.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The clogs are cute and good for your feet

25.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

finally there’s a creature type in mtg to represent my bottom surgery fears

25.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

where is justice for Nurul Amin Shah Alam? when will those charged with holding the guilty accountable demand that justice?

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3 months

25.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

cumtown bit irl

25.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tbf I would feel the same way in that forest

24.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cash out begins

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What if instead of “take pills” by panda bear he was singing about wanting someone to suck dick

23.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gonna play mewgenics today :3

23.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nick Mullen voice: what if Roko's Basilisk,,, was gay and Chinese?

19.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

call me a defensive driver the way I never pass

21.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love is giving someone a plasma referral bonus

21.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My trans phlebotomist when I was donating plasma complimented my outfit and asked for my estrogen dose was she hitting on me

21.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

people are freaking out about how abbot from the Pitt is a cop. To those people, I will remind them that it is a tv show.

20.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a group of women are making funny faces in a crowd . ALT: a group of women are making funny faces in a crowd .

starting work on the 16th and finding out your first paycheck isn’t until march 10th

18.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

increasingly clear the 'AI' industrial complex is just a black hole that will devour all of Earth's resources unless we stop it

18.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 136 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 0

fgs facial goyization surgery

17.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I might try again later

17.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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