@crackjiver.bsky.social
Say "hi" to Mr Reply Guy. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cizjhmhv3kf6otrrzgpcizn4/feed/aaahwa2le3you
No, but you can save someone from choking with the Hind Lick Manoeuvre
11.11.2025 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump: *listening to the voices in his head* : How can I make this about me?
Why's he getting all the attention?
I wonder if I should be executive ordering everybody out? No, I've got staff that are doing that.
The Oral Orifice
06.11.2025 04:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Want? Need? Or dream?
06.11.2025 04:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Neurosurgeon: I'm in two minds whether to continue this brain transfer.
05.11.2025 19:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's some holes even the rabbits won't go down
05.11.2025 19:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Thread] Beltalowda! The Expanse will soon be celebrating its 10th anniversary on TV, and I'm starting to accumulate quite a few long-form resources on the creation of this show. For the Cant!
Here is the list below. 1/8
Coffee Mug with the phrase βare you childish?β Yes No (no is selected with a handwritten dong in the checkbox). No is also changed to βNobβ
Coffee cup content
Youβre welcome π
Rotating the body impaled on the Unicorn horn:
"It's a left-hand thread"
Please don't skeet with your mouth full
25.10.2025 10:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is like Tuesday.
Well, Four of the letters are the same so it's more the same than it's different.
Sometimes a different perspective is all that you need
Well, now you're just starting the obvious
24.10.2025 08:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The app has a very Quarky interface though.
23.10.2025 10:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No, not you corrections officer
23.10.2025 10:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't always get it right
but I'm often left with it
You got a T-Shirt ???
π²π²
Excuse me
18.10.2025 09:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All it takes is a change of perspective.
10.10.2025 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll put it on the todo list...
10.10.2025 23:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm just picturing a Sikorsky CH-53E getting jiggy with Boeing CH-47 to become helicopter parents
10.10.2025 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come again? I didn't quite catch that.
08.10.2025 19:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0... (regrets not moving the condiments first) π§π₯΅
07.10.2025 15:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Noooooo, stick to Linux
06.10.2025 09:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Laughter is the best medicine
Unless you've got diarrhea then it's Imodium
62k thoughts? There's gotta be some good ones worth repeating for us noobs.
29.09.2025 10:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've got a funny one...
But the doctor told me not to show it to any more people.
I'll miss Tim.
23.09.2025 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In France one egg is un Εuf
21.09.2025 10:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Two 2025 Indian Super Scout motorcycles parked. A maroon one and a black one.
Just a couple of Indians hanging out in New Zealand
#Motorcycle #bikesky #IndianMotorcycle
They tried to serve a Bourbon and Coke when he wanted it in the rocks.
Bourbon, Just Ice !
