Calvin and Hobbes

Some days you’re the hero, some days you’re flat on the pavement wondering where it all went wrong.
#CalvinandHobbes #NoirNonsense

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Some days you’re a student… other days you’re a noir detective barely holding it together. #CalvinandHobbes #TracerBulletMode

That moment when the quiz makes less sense the longer you look at it. #CalvinandHobbes #MathStruggles

Imagine doing something epic and worrying more about how many people watched than how much fun it was. #CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts

Talking smack is easy until karma winds up for another swing. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowballWars

Hard to deny it when even your snowballs have a recognizable signature. #CalvinandHobbes #Busted

Sometimes the moral of the story is simply that there is no moral of the story. #CalvinandHobbes #LifeLessons-ish

Explaining yourself while actively making things worse is a Calvin specialty. #CalvinandHobbes #ClassicCalvinLogic

When problem-solving turns into problem-transforming…efficiency level: chaotic genius. #CalvinandHobbes #ScienceGoneWrong

Trying to look innocent when chaos is literally happening behind you is a full-time job. #CalvinandHobbes #MasterOfDisaster

Winter is peaceful… right up until your friends come flying out of nowhere like caffeinated bowling balls. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowDayChaos

Nothing says “I’m innocent” like hiding inside the machine that caused the problem.
#CalvinandHobbes #BustedAgain

Being framed by your own clones has to be a new level of stress. Worst part? You don’t even get the fun of misbehaving.
#CalvinandHobbes #DoubleTrouble

Imagine your clones judging your performance at school. Tough crowd in the Calvin multiverse.
#CalvinandHobbes #CloneProblems

When your homework excuse becomes a full-blown multiverse timeline. Even the principal gave up.
#CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkDisaster

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Delegating school to your clones = genius. Fighting over who gets the comfy bed = inevitable.
#CalvinandHobbes #CalvinClones

The dramatic winter walk meltdown… we’ve all been there. Every five steps is a new hardship.
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterProblems

That moment when someone won’t stop saying “hi” until you lose your sanity. Calvin weaponizes greetings like a pro.
#CalvinandHobbes #DadLifeStruggles

When you want dessert before dinner but also want to avoid consequences… just blame your clone.
#CalvinandHobbes #ClassicCalvin

Nothing like a squad of mini-Calvins causing chaos and pretending it’s someone else’s problem. Honestly? I’d check into a hotel too.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChaosCrew

Uh-oh…😂
#CalvinandHobbes #CloneTakeover

Nothing hits quite like realizing your brilliant idea is now a full-blown army you can’t control.
#CalvinandHobbes #TooManyCalvins

When your clones start introducing their clones, you know things have gone off the rails.
#CalvinandHobbes #MultiplyingChaos

Here is your wholesome content for the day. ❤️ #CalvinandHobbes #DadLife

Nothing says chaos like losing control of the clone you made to avoid doing chores in the first place.
#CalvinandHobbes #DisasterScience

🍂 Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁
Grateful for the little moments, the big laughs, and the people who make life feel lighter, kind of like having your own Hobbes around.
Hope your day is full of warmth, good food, and even better company.
#CalvinandHobbes #ThanksgivingVibes

Imagine having to convince your mom you’re not you because “you” is upstairs being rude. Parenting really wasn’t built for this.
#CalvinandHobbes #CloneProblems