Some kids build cute snowmen. Calvin builds a full horror attraction in the yard. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowmanCarnage
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Some kids build cute snowmen. Calvin builds a full horror attraction in the yard. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowmanCarnage
22.11.2025 00:00 β π 130 π 15 π¬ 1 π 1Giving your dad a confidence boost and then immediately knocking his hat off is peak childhood energy. #CalvinandHobbes #SnowballSniper
21.11.2025 19:01 β π 95 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Every sledding hill feels like a thousand-foot drop when youβre a kid. Ready to risk it anyway? #CalvinandHobbes #SledLife
21.11.2025 14:02 β π 85 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0That one childhood story youβve heard 400 times but apparently must read again or face rebellion. #CalvinandHobbes #BedtimeBattle
21.11.2025 06:00 β π 100 π 9 π¬ 2 π 1Kids canβt just take a normal bathβ¦ it always turns into a full-blown underwater expedition. #CalvinandHobbes #AquaticChaos
21.11.2025 00:00 β π 71 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes parenting is just choosing between losing $15 and losing your dignity. #CalvinandHobbes #DadLife
20.11.2025 19:01 β π 80 π 7 π¬ 0 π 1Every family has a drama queen. Calvin just writes it down like itβs breaking news. #CalvinandHobbes #KidReporter
20.11.2025 14:01 β π 97 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1The catβs trying to sleep and Calvinβs out here doing slam poetry over him. #CalvinandHobbes #SleepyTiger
20.11.2025 06:00 β π 84 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0When real life is boring, just give yourself a flamethrower and call it an autobiography. #CalvinandHobbes #ImaginationOverload
20.11.2025 00:00 β π 77 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Trying to be good for a whole week feels impossible when your best friend is actively sabotaging you. #CalvinandHobbes #HolidayChaos
19.11.2025 19:01 β π 90 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Calvin calling himself an angel while asking Santa for a heat-seeking missile is peak confidence. Honestly the self-awareness makes it funnier.
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
Calvin trying to behave before Christmas is the funniest battle he fights. Temptation really jumps out at the worst times.
#CalvinandHobbes #TryingToBeGood
Keeping secrets with a friend is fun until they threaten to rat you out. Loyalty lasts right up to the moment comic books are involved.
#CalvinandHobbes #FriendshipTrouble
Saying sorry is easy until someone asks for actual compensation. Suddenly that apology comes with a lot of fine print.
#CalvinandHobbes
Calvin swears heβs innocent but the universe always seems to disagree. Why is staying good so much harder when youβre trying your best?
#CalvinandHobbes #HolidayStruggles
Trying to be on Santaβs nice list is a full-time job. One wrong move and the whole plan falls apart.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChristmasChaos
The first snowfall always feels magical until you realize itβs barely a dusting. Still fun to hype it up like itβs the next Ice Age though.
#CalvinandHobbes #WinterEnergy
Getting ready to go outside really is the hardest part. Sometimes the couch wins before the adventure even starts.
#CalvinandHobbes #LazyDayVibes
LOL
#CalvinandHobbes #DinnerDrama
Calvin negotiating with monsters under the bed is a whole mood. Some nights your imagination really doesnβt let you clock out.
#CalvinandHobbes #BedtimeBattles
When show and tell takes a sharp turn and suddenly everyone regrets sitting in the front row.π #CalvinandHobbes #ClassroomChaos
15.11.2025 14:01 β π 102 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0Shooting your shot even though you know the answer is no. Respect the hustle. #CalvinandHobbes #RecessDreams
15.11.2025 06:00 β π 103 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0That moment you realize your parent absolutely cannot be trusted with holiday traditions. #CalvinandHobbes #TreeDrama
15.11.2025 00:00 β π 110 π 6 π¬ 0 π 1When your wish list is so long it needs postage upgrades but you still swear youβve been good all year. #CalvinandHobbes #DearSanta
14.11.2025 19:02 β π 77 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Trying to focus but your brain decides to chase chaos instead of basic math problems. #CalvinandHobbes #HomeworkStruggles
14.11.2025 14:01 β π 81 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1When your parent is on paragraph twelve of a life lesson and all you can do is nod and hope it ends soon. #CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
14.11.2025 06:00 β π 100 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0That moment youβve been doing absolutely nothing but still feel proud because you almost started?π€£ #CalvinandHobbes #ProcrastinationLife
14.11.2025 00:01 β π 99 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0When life yeets you out into the cosmic void but remembers you still have homework due. #CalvinandHobbes #SpaceTrouble
13.11.2025 19:01 β π 102 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0What if the only thing keeping you grounded is how small the Earth looks from up there? #CalvinandHobbes #ExistentialOrbit
13.11.2025 14:03 β π 83 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Ever have one of those quiet moments where you realize how tiny we really are? #CalvinandHobbes #BigThoughts
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