I think instead of retirement, I'm just gonna start investing in a list of cool ways to die so i can choose the best one when I'm ready.
19.11.2024 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think instead of retirement, I'm just gonna start investing in a list of cool ways to die so i can choose the best one when I'm ready.
19.11.2024 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Put the vodka sauce directly in my bean hole. Ba-da-bing".
18.11.2024 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The NFL wants you hopelessy addicted to gambling. Nothings more fun than gathering around with the family and friends to watch my favorite parlays hit.
18.11.2024 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you John
18.11.2024 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im eating shit in some Chinese food right now.
18.11.2024 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You ain't just getting your fingers licked there are ya?
18.11.2024 04:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And sometimes those who are buried are also for biting.
18.11.2024 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Elon got a body like he's one of those LeBron squishes that people pump full of water.
18.11.2024 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Creamy head
18.11.2024 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've ended lives over a bag of cracklin
18.11.2024 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a bunch of pleabs
18.11.2024 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Depends? What did you say?
18.11.2024 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙏🙏🙏🙏
18.11.2024 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let me introduce you to my friend free will. He's handsome, motivated, a little unpredictable but in a sexy way. Give him a call.
18.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who's to say
18.11.2024 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What about a blowtorch?
18.11.2024 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please love me.
18.11.2024 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Men get divorced and immediately devolve into feral 9 year olds cooking calorie nests like this.
18.11.2024 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Way ahead of you my dude
18.11.2024 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's when you turn to him and say, "And you will too."
18.11.2024 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who gave this 5 year old internet access
18.11.2024 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes. And a big bowl of soup to carry in your coat. Coat soup is really important to the Polish community.
18.11.2024 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bet your house smell like a medieval debtors prison right now.
18.11.2024 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This and some American spirit blues could fix me.
18.11.2024 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come give papa a hug
18.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And everyone clapped
18.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey man. Haven't talked in a while. Miss you.
18.11.2024 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love this for them
18.11.2024 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same
18.11.2024 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This guy's whole life is scene through the lens of "hell yeah"
18.11.2024 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0